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    107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    Would-be bride, 107, seeks her first husband

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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Would-be bride, 107, seeks her first husband

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28618163?GT1=43001


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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    I dunno maybe here she could find someone ...
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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

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    I dunno maybe here she could find someone ...
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    lmao.

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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    107... a little late to be looking for a husband? She could die at any moment.
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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    She must not want to die a virgin.




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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    How much money does she have?

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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

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    How much money does she have?
    And does she have life insurance? ;D

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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    She must not want to die a virgin.



    Excuse me while I go throw up....
    She might have been the town whore and didn't have time to get married

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    Re: 107-year-old woman wants to 'hurry up & find a husband'

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Would-be bride, 107, seeks her first husband

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