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    Tale of the Tape: Carr vs. Weis vs. Spears

    Who's having the worst of it right now -- Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr, Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis, or former pop sensation Britney Spears? Tough call … and a good excuse for this tale of the tape.

    MOST DISAPPOINTING LOSS

    Carr: Appalachian State
    Weis: Gastric bypass lawsuit
    Spears: Once misplaced her kids for a week

    MOST OFTEN COMPARED TO

    Carr: Jim Tressel
    Weis: Ty Willingham
    Spears: Paris Hilton, if Paris was skankier and less talented

    BIGGEST PROBLEM

    Carr: Team speed
    Weis: Rushing offense
    Spears: When lip-synching, track shuts off unexpectedly

    BEST DEFENSE

    Carr: Prevent
    Weis: Prevent
    Spears: Prozac

    BEST VOICE

    Carr: Yelling at defense
    Weis: Cursing out officials
    Spears: Not applicable

    PREFERRED HAIRSTYLE

    Carr: Hat hair
    Weis: Flattop
    Spears: Buzz cut

    DREAMBOAT QUARTERBACK LINKED TO

    Carr: Tom Brady
    Weis: Brady Quinn
    Spears: Matt Leinart

    UNDERWEAR

    Carr: Briefs
    Weis: Dear God, we hope so
    Spears: None

    ROLE MODEL

    Carr: Bo Schembechler
    Weis: Bill Parcells
    Spears: Madonna

    CURRENTLY MENTORING
    Carr: Ryan Mallett
    Weis: Jimmy Clausen
    Spears: The majority of preteen girls in the country, unfortunately

    NEXT PLACE YOU'LL SEE THEM ON TV

    Carr: Big Ten Network
    Weis: NBC
    Spears: Spice

    2007 RECORD

    Carr: 0-2
    Weis: 0-2
    Spears: Tin

    NEXT OPPONENT

    Carr: Notre Dame
    Weis: Michigan
    Spears: Someone on "Celebrity Fit Club"

    NEXT JOB

    Carr: Network analyst
    Weis: Ty Willingham's offensive coordinator
    Spears: Jamie Lynn Spears' cautionary tale

    Who's the winner … er, loser? Well, isn't it obvious? Gimme more Britney

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/070914

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    Re: Tale of the Tape: Carr vs. Weis vs. Spears

    HAHAHAH


    Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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    Re: Tale of the Tape: Carr vs. Weis vs. Spears

    Funny stuff
    ;D

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