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    ewwww god.....I just realized I am agreeing with Ultra.....I feel all....dirty now.......

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    Michigan Extremists Threaten to Behead Ohio State Mascot

    The rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan rose to even greater heights this morning – just three days before the two teams meet on the field – when a group of Michigan extremists kidnapped Brutus Buckeye and aired a grainy video in which they threaten to behead the Ohio State mascot.

    Brutus’s masked, armed captors say on the video that they will behead the mascot if No. 1 Ohio State does not forfeit Saturday’s game to No. 2 Michigan before midnight Friday night. Investigators believe the extremists want the forfeit so the Wolverines have a clear path to the BCS championship game.

    And while investigators have yet to rescue Brutus or even locate him or his captors, they do believe they are narrowing down suspects and are confident the captors are from an especially extreme Michigan frat.

    “There were numerous clues in the video that Brutus was taken by some militant Michigan frat boys,” said Roger Salters, the FBI’s lead investigator on the case. “One, they said they needed a decision by midnight Friday because they have plans to go to a party Friday night at Phi Delta and want to get totally sh-tfaced without having to worry about watching some stupid mascot. So that was the most obvious clue.”

    The FBI also found several other clues after numerous viewing of the tape.

    “The masked me kept saying that the worst they’re going to do to Brutus is behead him,” said Salters. “But they said before that they’re going to shove a lot of stuff up his butt – like cucumbers and broom handles and stuff. So that anal fixation made us even more confident it was a frat. And then in the background audio you could faintly hear a lot of crap Top 40 music playing, like Nickelback and the like, so that clinched it for us. Now we just have to find a frat that likes to get drunk, shove things up people’s butts and enjoys bad music. So you can see the monumental task before us. Heck, it could be guys at any school – even Ohio State frat boys trying to get Michigan in trouble. Who knows.”

    As the clock ticks close to Brutus’s execution, Ohio State fans are inspired by his appearance on the video and say they are sending good thoughts and prayers his way.

    “Man, Brutus is awesome,” said Brian Patterson, an Ohio State sophomore. “I saw that video and even though there were guys pointing guns at his head and threatening his life, the expression on his face never changed. Now that’s some bravery.”

    And while Michigan representatives and students say on the record that they in no way support the kidnapping of Brutus, they do say it could turn out to be a good thing for Ohio State.

    “They need to look at the bright side of this,” said Michigan junior Matt LeClerq. “If that thing gets killed they rid themselves of one of the ugliest mascots in all of sports. And then maybe they can get a new mascot that is more representative of their football program. Like maybe a giant flatscreen TV or a guy named Brutus The Benevolent Booster who would walk around handing cash and jewelry to their players. Or, better yet, they could get Maurice Clarett to be their new mascot. He’ll need a job when he gets out of jail, right?”
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    It's just really silly when people try to define how much a fan someone might be or try to find a reason why somebody is a fan and try shooting it down.

    How many people on this site are from MN, NoDak, or SoDak?
    These 3 states are Viking country.
    I know Montana and Iowa have a ggod following too.
    But, the majority of the members here are not from that area; but they are still Viking fans and I am fine with that.
    Hell, look at Cajun...he's all over the map with his favorite teams.
    But that's ok.

    So, it does not mean a thing to be a fan of a particular college team if you did not attend that school.
    Evem though I bust on Notre Dame fans, its all good (even though they are weeners).

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    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    It's just really silly when people try to define how much a fan someone might be or try to find a reason why somebody is a fan and try shooting it down.

    How many people on this site are from MN, NoDak, or SoDak?
    These 3 states are Viking country.
    I know Montana and Iowa have a ggod following too.
    But, the majority of the members here are not from that area; but they are still Viking fans and I am fine with that.
    Hell, look at Cajun...he's all over the map with his favorite teams.
    But that's ok.

    So, it does not mean a thing to be a fan of a particular college team if you did not attend that school.
    Evem though I bust on Notre Dame fans, its all good (even though they are weeners).


    Well put bro.....ohhhh..I'm feelin dirty again.....anyway..where from in N. dakota??/ I lived in Bowman for a couple of years and my sister lives in Dikinson......

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    "gdavikes84" wrote:
    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    It's just really silly when people try to define how much a fan someone might be or try to find a reason why somebody is a fan and try shooting it down.

    How many people on this site are from MN, NoDak, or SoDak?
    These 3 states are Viking country.
    I know Montana and Iowa have a ggod following too.
    But, the majority of the members here are not from that area; but they are still Viking fans and I am fine with that.
    Hell, look at Cajun...he's all over the map with his favorite teams.
    But that's ok.

    So, it does not mean a thing to be a fan of a particular college team if you did not attend that school.
    Evem though I bust on Notre Dame fans, its all good (even though they are weeners).


    Well put bro.....ohhhh..I'm feelin dirty again.....anyway..where from in N. dakota??/ I lived in Bowman for a couple of years and my sister lives in Dikinson......
    Born in Fargo, lived right across the border in Sabin.
    Moved to Fargo through the 8th grade.

    Moved to Marshall, MN for 2 years.

    Moved back to Moorhead and graduated.

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    Ohio State Defeats Michigan 42-39 In Ultimately Meaningless Game
    November 23, 2006 | Onion Sports

    COLUMBUS, OH—In what had been touted as a college-football matchup for the ages, the top-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes defeated the No. 2 Michigan Wolverines 42-39 Saturday in a game that, while exciting, ultimately made no real impact on the football landscape and had no significant effect on the national rankings.

    [img width=249 height=170]http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Ohio-State-Michigan-R.article.jpg[/img]

    "Well, of course I'm sad we lost, but since we're still the No. 2 team in the country, it's hard to feel all that bad about it," said Michigan quarterback Chad Henne, who finished with 21 completions on 35 attempts and two touchdowns. "And I've still never beaten Ohio State, so that's too bad. But hey, apparently losing doesn't hurt Michigan in the rankings, so I guess I get to try again in the national championship game. See you then!"

    Ohio State coach Jim Tressel echoed many of Henne's statements in a press conference during which he had obvious problems staying interested.

    "This was a tough game for us," Tressel said. "By which I mean it was tough to get excited about it. Playing Michigan should be special, but going into this game, we knew that no matter what happened on the field, the BCS polls would have us either first or second. There was really no point in playing this at all."

    "I mean, come on—we could have lined up in alphabetical order in the end zone dressed in nothing but helmets and socks and whacked off for 60 minutes, and the BCS would still send us to the Tostitos Championship Game," Tressel told the assembled reporters. "Hell, you'd all still vote for [Buckeyes quarterback] Troy Smith to win the Heisman. And you know it."

    For his part, Smith tried to look on the bright side of his team's empty victory.

    "It's still better than a loss, even though that wouldn't have affected our future in any way," Smith said as he rushed to leave the locker room. "Nothing we've done this season would have affected our future, if you think about it. When you start out being voted number one because a bunch of people like your team, it doesn't give you much reason to play the games at all. Part of me is glad Bo Schembechler didn't live to see this."

    Schembechler, the Ohio State graduate who became a football legend in his two decades as coach of the Wolverines, died the day before the game, shortly after addressing the Michigan squad.

    "I'll never forget what he told us," Michigan coach Lloyd Carr said. "He stood there and told us that no matter how well or how poorly we played on Saturday, how many yards we gained, how many tackles we delivered, that it didn't matter. Because we were the Michigan Wolverines, and win or lose, the Wolverines were almost certainly going to play in the championship game."

    "I got chills when he quietly looked at every player there, and everyone in the locker room could see how profoundly moved he was," said Wolverines tailback Mike Hart. "Then he told us, 'You know, men, it isn't your fault, but this whole thing is really a bunch of bullshit. I'm proud of you and all, but there's nothing at stake here, so have a fun little football game and don't get hurt. Now I think I need to go lie down, because the thought of my beloved Michigan going along with this pointless crap is making me sick.'"

    "That was the last time any of us saw him alive," Hart added.

    Barring a major upset, Michigan and Ohio State will face one another again in the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game held at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, AZ to determine for the second and last time this season—and the first time with actual ramifications—which team is to be ranked first and which second.
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