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    Twisted Nursery Rhymes

    Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....

    Mary Had a Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.


    Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son.

    http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-9-2001-3915.asp

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    Re: Twisted Nursery Rhymes

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses
    And all the kings men,
    Had scrambled egg for supper...
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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    Re: Twisted Nursery Rhymes

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Nobody ever sung THESE in gradeschool....

    Mary Had a Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two hunks of bread.


    Jack and Jill

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill,
    To have little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill,
    And now they have a son
    .

    http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/7-9-2001-3915.asp


    ive actually heard that ne before! lol
    woo out
    just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

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    Re: Twisted Nursery Rhymes

    That stuffs pretty good.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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