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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks asshole, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "Fuck you, I'm running away from this pansy-ass site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

    =Z=
    Sounds to me like that would be the preferred alternative to drawing a caveman...
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

    =Z=
    Sounds to me like that would be the preferred alternative to drawing a caveman...
    petting a kitten might be the same as finger painting

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
    Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    But Prophet is a false fan for the offseason & his internet life is full of fake friends, ergo that must be a false or fake post.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
    Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.
    Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

    I thought a statement like
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
    Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
    Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.
    Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

    I thought a statement like
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
    Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.
    I rarely do smileys.
    You have your panties in a wad over nothing.
    It is plain to see to the casual observer that my reply was a joke too.
    BTW, that isn't a new idea....there's a thread somewhere...maybe this one?
    that suggested just that.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
    Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.
    Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

    I thought a statement like
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
    Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.
    Anyone who takes Prophet seriously has problems

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    Re: Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "davike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    [quote author=davike link=topic=41208.msg712365#msg712365 date=1201192700]
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.


    Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
    You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

    Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

    Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
    I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

    Newb:
    "floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

    Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
    I better go pet a kitten."
    Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

    Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:


    But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
    : Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.
    It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
    Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.
    Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

    I thought a statement like
    Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program
    would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
    Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.
    I rarely do smileys.
    You have your panties in a wad over nothing.
    It is plain to see to the casual observer that my reply was a joke too.
    BTW, that isn't a new idea....there's a thread somewhere...maybe this one?
    that suggested just that.
    [/quote]

    Maybe so.....its been a fuckin long day, and things at home aren't the best, maybe I over reacted. And I didn't know it had actually been brought up.

    Maybe I need to draw a caveman

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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