Senior Member Advisory Board/PP.O Mafia

**Zeus** · 01-24-2008, 01:58 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks asshole, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"Fuck you, I'm running away from this pansy-ass site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

=Z=

**NodakPaul** · 01-24-2008, 03:52 PM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

=Z=

Sounds to me like that would be the preferred alternative to drawing a caveman...

**BadlandsVikings** · 01-24-2008, 05:42 PM

"NodakPaul" wrote:

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Is that another euphemism for drawing a caveman?

=Z=

Sounds to me like that would be the preferred alternative to drawing a caveman...

petting a kitten might be the same as finger painting

**davike** · 01-24-2008, 06:36 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

**Prophet** · 01-24-2008, 06:40 PM

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.

**singersp** · 01-24-2008, 06:41 PM

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

But Prophet is a false fan for the offseason & his internet life is full of fake friends, ergo that must be a false or fake post.

**davike** · 01-24-2008, 06:49 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.

Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

I thought a statement like

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.

**Prophet** · 01-24-2008, 06:51 PM

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.

Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

I thought a statement like

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.

I rarely do smileys.
You have your panties in a wad over nothing.
It is plain to see to the casual observer that my reply was a joke too.
BTW, that isn't a new idea....there's a thread somewhere...maybe this one?
that suggested just that.

**BadlandsVikings** · 01-24-2008, 06:56 PM

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.

Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

I thought a statement like

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.

Anyone who takes Prophet seriously has problems

**davike** · 01-24-2008, 07:04 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

[quote author=davike link=topic=41208.msg712365#msg712365 date=1201192700]
Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

Kind of makes you feel all warm inside.

Vet: "Hey, you're new to the boards....i'll be your friend.
You just write down a bunch of BS and hit submit."

Newb: "Thanks donkey butt, you think I'm a tard and can't figure this out on my own?"

Vet: "I was just trying to be helpful.
I am a member of the 'let's hold hands society' and thought you would feel more welcome if I belittled you because you have less posts than me"

Newb:
"floop you, I'm running away from this pansy-jiggly butt site faster than you can kiss a baby"

Vet: "Wow, that didn't work out like I planned.
I better go pet a kitten."

Prophet, I think it was you who once upon a time made a statement like this : Everything on the internet should be taken seriously

Maybe it would have helped if I put a bunch of these after my post:

But then I thought I could post a statement like that and people would realize its obviously a joke
:

Especially a sarcastic poster like you, Prophet.

It appears to me that you are the one taking it seriously.
Trust me, I take nothing seriously on this site.

Read your post, man. It didn't sound like you were joking at all. It sounded like you actually thought I was being serious. You didn't think I (or anyone else on this site) would post a reply to your remarks?

I thought a statement like

Lets have an "Adopt a newbe" program

would obviously be taken as a sarcastic joke. But the reply you made sounded very real, so I was going to defend myself.
Like I said before, I guess that is what the smiley option is for.

I rarely do smileys.
You have your panties in a wad over nothing.
It is plain to see to the casual observer that my reply was a joke too.
BTW, that isn't a new idea....there's a thread somewhere...maybe this one?
that suggested just that.
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Maybe so.....its been a fuckin long day, and things at home aren't the best, maybe I over reacted. And I didn't know it had actually been brought up.

Maybe I need to draw a caveman