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    British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

    Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

    The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

    The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

    He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

    "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."

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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    Ha ha... I wonder what the treatment is for that particular ailment.

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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    he just just wait till he blows and then turn the vaccuum off
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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    God...some people will do anything for money

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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    cmon benet. youre better than that.
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    Re: British dwarf's ***** gets stuck to hoover

    Edinburgh fringe festival
    Is that like a circus you bring kids to?
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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    When I first opened this thread I thought it was about Singer...but then I remembered that he wasn't british.



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    Re: British dwarf's ***** gets stuck to hoover

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Edinburgh fringe festival
    Is that like a circus you bring kids to?
    Close ..lol

    its a huge arts festival that takes place every year. There are shows in the various clubs and theatres all over the city and masses of people performing on the streets as well. Some of the acts are great and many mainstream acts started at the Fringe in their dim and distant past. Course there are some acts that are just downright dire and normally wouldn't see the light of day but they're tolerated at the Fringe.

    Speaking of bad acts, rumour has it that the star act next year is some singer who goes under the name of Zeus... apparently his signature tune is " Skol Vikes".... ;D

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    http://www.edfringe.com

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    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    When I first opened this thread I thought it was about Singer...but then I remembered that he wasn't british.


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    Re: British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover

    "AngloVike" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:

    Edinburgh fringe festival
    Is that like a circus you bring kids to?
    Close ..lol

    its a huge arts festival that takes place every year. There are shows in the various clubs and theatres all over the city and masses of people performing on the streets as well. Some of the acts are great and many mainstream acts started at the Fringe in their dim and distant past. Course there are some acts that are just downright dire and normally wouldn't see the light of day but they're tolerated at the Fringe.

    Speaking of bad acts, rumour has it that the star act next year is some singer who goes under the name of Zeus... apparently his signature tune is " Skol Vikes".... ;D

    Link to the official website

    http://www.edfringe.com

    :-\ So.....If they hold an arts festival to raise money for a worthwhile cause or charity, is it called a "fringe benefit"?


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