Page 9 of 22 FirstFirst ... 789101119 ... LastLast
Results 81 to 90 of 217
  1. #81
    BloodyHorns82's Avatar
    BloodyHorns82 is offline Jersey Retired Feed The Frog Champion
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    9,691

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Caine" wrote:
    116 more days until

    [size=20pt]...YOU ALL DIE!!!!!![/size]

    Just thought I'd remind you unenlightened heathens...

    Caine
    And so much left undone on my bucket list.

    1. Tase an old lady.
    2. Finish the Favre T-Jack debate.
    3. [s]Work toward world peace.[/s]
    4. [s]Forgive my ex.[/s]
    5. Call TW to beg for salvation.
    Even if we were all attacked by winged-Dick Cheneys, hurling blood-poisoning capsules into our McDonalds to give us all herpes... I still wouldn't beg him for sh*t.
    Wow.
    I hope that doesn't happen.
    I'm not begging him either though, even if I am spitting up blood and beating off winged-cheneys and have chancres riddling my body.
    I might give the full body cleanse a try though as a last ditch effort.
    I found a much more enjoyable method for the full body clense this weekend...

    Drink a case of beer on a Saturday, sit on toilet all day Sunday.
    Must have shit 13 times in one day.
    Should have written a small documentary on it in the poop thread.

  2. #82
    jargomcfargo's Avatar
    jargomcfargo is offline Ring of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    4,776

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Caine" wrote:
    116 more days until

    [size=20pt]...YOU ALL DIE!!!!!![/size]

    Just thought I'd remind you unenlightened heathens...

    Caine
    And so much left undone on my bucket list.

    1. Tase an old lady.
    2. Finish the Favre T-Jack debate.
    3. [s]Work toward world peace.[/s]
    4. [s]Forgive my ex.[/s]
    5. Call TW to beg for salvation.
    Even if we were all attacked by winged-slick willy Cheneys, hurling blood-poisoning capsules into our McDonalds to give us all herpes... I still wouldn't beg him for sh*t.
    Wow.
    I hope that doesn't happen.
    I'm not begging him either though, even if I am spitting up blood and beating off winged-cheneys and have chancres riddling my body.
    I might give the full body cleanse a try though as a last ditch effort.
    I found a much more enjoyable method for the full body clense this weekend...

    Drink a case of beer on a Saturday, sit on toilet all day Sunday.
    Must have pooh 13 times in one day.
    Should have written a small documentary on it in the poop thread.
    Premium!
    ;D
    “What takes a quarterback to the next level is not arm strength or mobility or any of that stuff. It’s the ability to play on critical downs. Manage third downs, or red zones or four-minute or two-minute situations"
    Dilfer

  3. #83
    marstc09's Avatar
    marstc09 is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Location
    Phoenix, Arizona
    Posts
    23,179

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    I can't believe this guy has been here 8 years and not donated a dime.

  4. #84
    BloodyHorns82's Avatar
    BloodyHorns82 is offline Jersey Retired Feed The Frog Champion
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    9,691

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "C" wrote:
    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    [quote author=Caine link=topic=52428.msg972006#msg972006 date=1248210348]
    116 more days until

    [size=20pt]...YOU ALL DIE!!!!!![/size]

    Just thought I'd remind you unenlightened heathens...

    Caine
    And so much left undone on my bucket list.

    1. Tase an old lady.
    2. Finish the Favre T-Jack debate.
    3. [s]Work toward world peace.[/s]
    4. [s]Forgive my ex.[/s]
    5. Call TW to beg for salvation.
    Even if we were all attacked by winged-slick willy Cheneys, hurling blood-poisoning capsules into our McDonalds to give us all herpes... I still wouldn't beg him for sh*t.
    Wow.
    I hope that doesn't happen.
    I'm not begging him either though, even if I am spitting up blood and beating off winged-cheneys and have chancres riddling my body.
    I might give the full body cleanse a try though as a last ditch effort.
    I found a much more enjoyable method for the full body clense this weekend...

    Drink a case of beer on a Saturday, sit on toilet all day Sunday.
    Must have pooh 13 times in one day.
    Should have written a small documentary on it in the poop thread.
    Premium!
    ;D
    [/quote]

    I was drinking quality domestics!
    Coors Light, Budweiser, and MGD light.

    Premium is for tailgating events only.
    Although you could probably cut the cleansing process down by only having to drink a six pack of Premium.
    ;D

  5. #85
    BadlandsVikings's Avatar
    BadlandsVikings is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    26,564

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "marstc09" wrote:
    I can't believe this guy has been here 8 years and not donated a dime.
    Cult leaders don't donate anything

  6. #86
    jargomcfargo's Avatar
    jargomcfargo is offline Ring of Fame
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Posts
    4,776

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    I can't believe this guy has been here 8 years and not donated a dime.
    Cult leaders don't donate anything
    Only infinite wisdom.
    “What takes a quarterback to the next level is not arm strength or mobility or any of that stuff. It’s the ability to play on critical downs. Manage third downs, or red zones or four-minute or two-minute situations"
    Dilfer

  7. #87
    Zeus's Avatar
    Zeus is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Minnesota.
    Posts
    23,937

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    I can't believe this guy has been here 8 years and not donated a dime.
    Cult leaders don't donate anything
    Only infinite wisdom.
    And homemade wine.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

  8. #88
    pack93z's Avatar
    pack93z is offline Team Alumni
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Posts
    2,465

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    I think I just split a gut laughing... classic...


    MIT actually allowed this study to happen on their campus.. lol...

    http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    An Empirical Study
    Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
    17 Feb 2005

    1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
    2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

    It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.
    Conclusion
    The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

    It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.

  9. #89
    BloodyHorns82's Avatar
    BloodyHorns82 is offline Jersey Retired Feed The Frog Champion
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    9,691

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "pack93z" wrote:
    I think I just split a gut laughing... classic...


    MIT actually allowed this study to happen on their campus.. lol...

    http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    An Empirical Study
    Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
    17 Feb 2005

    1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
    2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

    It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.
    Conclusion
    The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

    It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
    No wonder TW scoffed at my tinfoil hat.

  10. #90
    NodakPaul's Avatar
    NodakPaul is offline Jersey Retired
    Join Date
    Dec 1969
    Location
    West Fargo, ND
    Posts
    17,601
    Blog Entries
    1

    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "pack93z" wrote:
    I think I just split a gut laughing... classic...


    MIT actually allowed this study to happen on their campus.. lol...

    http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    An Empirical Study
    Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
    17 Feb 2005

    1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
    2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

    It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.
    Conclusion
    The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

    It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
    No wonder TW scoffed at my tinfoil hat.
    Little did you know that you were just making it worse...
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

Page 9 of 22 FirstFirst ... 789101119 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. VikingsTW might be laughing at us
    By BadlandsVikings in forum The Clubhouse
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 05-25-2011, 04:30 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •