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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "pack93z" wrote:
    ......snip.......

    But worry not.. we have plenty of Cheesehead that are still navigating the waters of Farveitis... they just have a few minor ticks and mental seizures here and there.. but they seem to breath normally and like to stir up their brand of paranoia... apparently VikingsTw is on the bleeding edge of the plague...
    I can't speak for everyone, however, I know I can't wait for those yutz's to show up and make our site so enjoyable.........(More sarcasim)
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "Caine" wrote:
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    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    [quote author=BloodyHorns82 link=topic=52428.msg972542#msg972542 date=1248298355]
    [quote author=pack93z link=topic=52428.msg972540#msg972540 date=1248298128]
    I think I just split a gut laughing... classic...


    MIT actually allowed this study to happen on their campus.. lol...

    http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

    An Empirical Study
    Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
    17 Feb 2005

    1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
    2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

    It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.
    Conclusion
    The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for 'radio location' (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations.

    It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
    No wonder TW scoffed at my tinfoil hat.
    Little did you know that you were just making it worse...
    Thanks donkey butt, why didn't you post this earlier?
    I've spent all day perfecting the hat and I'm still doomed to 115 days.
    Caine, you have a cult that offers over 200 days...is there still room in that one?
    Yes, but you'd better hurry.
    Our supply of lemonade flavor hubba-bubba is running low and we're expecting the mother ship to arrive and save us any day now.


    And we abandoned tin foil helmets AGES ago....we now use Pumpkin helmets to block government mind control beams.

    Caine
    I have pumpkins in the garden right now!
    Problem is that it will be too late by the time they are ready.
    Put my reservation down.
    Where is the pickup point for the mothership?
    [/quote]
    We think it will touch down in Webby's back yard initially, after that it will hop across the globe picking up the "faithful".

    And anyone wearing a Cheese Head will be obliterated by the death beams...

    ...the ones that are stopped cold by pumpkin hats.

    Caine
    [/quote]

    Have mine in the freezer waiting to go, I knew this would come in handy!

    [img width=450 height=337]http://images47.fotki.com/v1400/photos/1/127099/5158531/PumpkinHeadMasters-vi.jpg[/img]

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    Holy shit.


    [size=2pt](Just wanted to post in epic thread. Carry on.)[/size]

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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    http://www.deathclock.com/

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    According to the TW prediction, November 7th, 2009.

    Caine

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "Caine" wrote:
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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    According to the TW prediction, November 7th, 2009.

    Caine
    Of course, the anniversary of the Ensisheim Meteorite (it's tough to type with a pumpkin on my head).
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "Prophet" wrote:
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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    According to the TW prediction, November 7th, 2009.

    Caine
    Of course, the anniversary of the Ensisheim Meteorite (it's tough to type with a pumpkin on my head).

    So that begs the question:

    Is the Ensisheim a meteoric genius?

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
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    Has anyone figured out the exact day we will all die?
    According to the TW prediction, November 7th, 2009.

    Caine
    Of course, the anniversary of the Ensisheim Meteorite (it's tough to type with a pumpkin on my head).

    So that begs the question:

    Is the Ensisheim a meteoric genius?
    It's best to play it safe and go with a yes.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: VikingsTw - one flew over a cuckoo's nest

    "marstc09" wrote:
    He is pretty active now on Kfan. He keeps talking about lies. I never said shit to him and he is getting all crazy on me. Weird.
    what's the weirdo saying?

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