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    First Hell Member

    newbetterbucs05
    http://www.purplepride.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=88888912&action=pr ofile;u=9186

    Spamming members....the lowest of the low, the kind of guy that would rob you while kissing your mom....we all know what we think of that kind of BS.

    You get spammed?  Report them to me.  We have always had 0% tolerance, and that won't change.

    This guy, seeing he is blocked from sending PMs to new members, resorts to AIM spam to get members to his crappy football site.

    Well, SPAM him back if you like.   We're going to add him to our SPAM KILLA program.

      grespodayanksfan @ aim.com

    Have fun commenting on his profile here:  http://www.purplepride.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=88888912&action=co mment;sa=add;u=9186

    Enjoy your spam, bucko.   Shall we all go visit his board and voice our opinion of scum?   LMAO

    Credit Mr Anderson with the stomp.   He is now +1 on the leaderboard for SpamKillas.

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    Re: First Hell Member

    Good job Mr. A!
    It warms my heart to see the first member tossed into pp.o hell.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: First Hell Member

    yeah, the guy hit me up too......lets go get 'em!!

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    Re: First Hell Member

    He's special, he deserves some colon blow


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    Re: First Hell Member

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    He's special, he deserves some colon blow
    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89ecolonblow.phtml

    [ fade in on a man at a table, eating oat bran cereal from a bowl ]

    Announcer: Hold it! Is that what you?re having for breakfast?

    Man: Sure, haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you.

    Announcer: Well, there's fiber, and then there's high fiber. Try this.

    [ offstage hands replace cereal box with Colon Blow cereal box ]

    Man: Hmm.. Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal?

    Announcer: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?

    Man: Two?

    Announcer: Guess again.

    Man: Three?

    Announcer: A little higher.

    Man: Four?

    Announcer: Keep trying.

    Man: Five?

    Announcer: No, you'll have to do better than that.

    Man: Seven?

    Announcer: Guess again.

    Man: Eight?

    Announcer: We'll give you one more guess.

    Man: Nine.

    Announcer: Not even close. [ table starts shaking ] It would take over 30,000 bowls. [ a giant pyramid of cereal bowls shoots up from under the man, who yells in terror as it rises ] To eat that much oat bran, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day, every day for eight and a half years.

    Man: [ after the pyramid settles; shouts from afar ] Wow! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber cereal on the market!

    Announcer: Not any more, now that there's new Super Colon Blow.

    Man: Super Colon Blow?

    [ pyramid rises even higher with the man screaming ]

    Announcer: It would take over two and a half million bowls of your oat bran cereal to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Super Colon Blow.

    [ pyramid settles ]

    Man: [ overwhelmed ]I'm convinced! [ looks down the pyramid in panic ]

    [ cut to close-up of bowl with Colon Blow and Super Colon Blow boxes ]

    Jingle: "Colon Blow and you-u-u-u in the morning"

    Announcer: Colon Blow and new Super Colon Blow.

    Voiceover: Warning: may cause abdominal distention. Consult a physician.

    [ fade to black ]

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: First Hell Member

    When I first read this I thought it said "first hall member", as in Hall of Fame.
    I thought, "dang...what a good idea!",
    and then I realized there was a customer waiting for me.


    PPO hell is good too though.


    All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

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    "Billy" wrote:
    When I first read this I thought it said "first hall member", as in Hall of Fame.
    I thought, "dang...what a good idea!",
    and then I realized there was a customer waiting for me.



    PPO hell is good too though.
    There is a hall of fame too, reach it when you get to 1250 posts and there is another forum available that is riddled with insight.
    :-X
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    THE PAIN TRAIN IS COMIN' SPAMMERS!

    WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOOOO!!

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    Re: First Hell Member

    "Prophet" wrote:

    There is a hall of fame too, reach it when you get to 1250 posts and there is another forum available that is riddled with insight.
    :-X
    Insight is always appreciated.
    And if I am blinded by the light I can always go see a Nike optometrist....or a witch doctor.


    All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

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    WELCOME TO HELL!!!
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