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    Caught having sex.

    This isnt my story i found this on another message board! ;D

    A friend of ours had banged this skankily hot girl and is telling us that she is a beast in the sack. We're all hanging out at his house and he gets a call from her and she's on her way over for another go. He has the nerve to try to usher us out but we're having none of it. The guy was known for scrogging chicks left and right so it was pretty easy to persuade him into letting all 5 of us hide in different parts of his room while they bash leather.

    We all did a great job of hiding because she wasn't in the room 2 minutes before she was naked and gobbling his schlong.

    1 guy was in the corner behind a curtain, 1 idiot got under the bed, my one friend hahaha... sorry... gets under a huuuge pile of dirty clothes and his face was just kinda of sticking out... like a big dirty clothes jabba the hutt... we were all dying from laughing. Then me and and another friend have front row seats in his closet perfectly comfortable, standing up and looking right at their business on the bed in front of us.

    Now, in retrospect, this whole thing wasn't thought through properly. 5 immature doufouses (or is it doufi?) trying to go undetected when a girl is talking so dirty that the paint in the room was melting and young children in other towns probably started crying and nobody knew why. But we did. We're all mustering every ounce within us to not bust out laughing.

    She gets out from under him and repositions herself onto all fours to make some puppies and sticks her ass up and then it happened...

    She busted a queef that would've calved glaciers. Unreal.

    It proved too much... the strain was too great... no sooner did the queef stop than 3 of the 5 of us did that laughing sound that's hard to spell. That same sound you make when you're trying to choke down a bong hit. But we were strong enough to resist breaking out into full laughter... hands over mouth style.

    But, the gig was up... our buddy that was putting in the work kind of chuckled as she says "What the hell? Is someone else in here?!" She looks right at the crack in the closet door and says "Who's in the damn closet?!"

    Being the clown that I am and knowing that this was a nose dive we weren't gonna be able to pull out of, I replied "Just us clothes."

    She started screaming and my wisecrack breaks the dam and the laughs come from everywhere as she scrambles into his bathroom.

    Surprisingly, afterwards she hung around and was totally cool.

    Here is the thread that has Lots more stories.. I thought this one was by far the best though!

    Caught having sex thread

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    Hahahaha.

    Now THAT is embarassing.

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    This isnt my story
    That's what they all say

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    Good story.

    You like the disco biscuits?

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    "WVV" wrote:
    This isnt my story
    That's what they all say
    If i had been in that situation in anyway, it would be a classic memory!
    I would have liked to have been the guy in the closet responding "just us clothes". Hilarious..!

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    That made me laugh big time... The reason why is because I had a similar experience, but it wasn't with sex..

    I was 16 and we are at a friends house.. It was me, my friend Brad, and we are at our other friends house named Jim.. He has this really hot sister, and when we got there she was in the shower.. Her brother Jim told us that he had to go get the pizza and asked if we wanted to come with..

    Without missing a beat, we both said no.. We already knew what the other was thinking.. Now our friend and his sister are half mexican, so her skin tone is darker.. My friend Brad always wanted to see her naked, so he says lets hide in her room.. So being young and stupid we go hide in her closet.. We saw that she already had the clothes she was going to wear out on the bed..

    A couple of minutes later she comes in the room with her towel on.. My buddy taps me on the shoulder like I was looking somewhere else and wasn't seeing what he was.. She takes her towel off, and we see her boobs.. She was kinda standing sideways so we couldn't see much of anything else.. When she turned towards us, we noticed that she had a huge bush.. ;D I told my friend, trying to wisper, christ look at that jungle.. He starts doing that little stutter laugh.. He can't control it so we both start laughing.. She says who is in here, and my friend starts laughing harder.. She opened the closet and smacked both of us.. The funny part about this story is, that girl and my buddy that I was in the closet with are now married and have 2 kids.. No lie, true story..

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    "VikesfaninWis" wrote:
    ...The funny part about this story is, that girl and my buddy that I was in the closet with are now married and have 2 kids.. No lie, true story..
    That is funny.
    Did they tell that story at the wedding toast?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "VikesfaninWis" wrote:
    ...The funny part about this story is, that girl and my buddy that I was in the closet with are now married and have 2 kids.. No lie, true story..
    That is funny.
    Did they tell that story at the wedding toast?

    No, but that would have been priceless..

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    This one was a little too smutty for even the Two Beer Minimum. So I moved it here to die!

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    Re: Caught having sex.

    It sounds like the start of a penthouse story.

    This thread has nowhere to go but to see which guy can come up with a true or made up story to top the first one.

    It takes the right kind of guy to do this so here I go.

    So the other night, the next door neighbor, a really hot naughty nurse came over.
    She normally has a shift at the really hot naughty nurse hospital but took the night off. Well any way, I answered the door and she said hello and I responded why aren't you at work.
    She replied I had better things in mind. I asked like what?
    And she replied.................... yahda yadha yadha ....... she took my temp.


    Good call ltrey!

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