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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    "cajunvike" wrote:
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    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    10 yrs old, lmao.
    Dating Miss Michigan doesn't count.
    I was admitting that I was still a virgin at 10, Proph!
    Much like you still were at 20!
    I'm still a virgin by human standards, prophets do it supernaturally.
    "Excuse me, miss.
    I'm a prophet and I know not only that we are going to have hot anal sex, but you're going to get me a beer first, too."

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    A few years back, I went to the Virgin Islands for recycling & am now a born again virgin. Does that qualify?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    It says they've been approached, not that they signed on.

    This should be a funny show.

    I wonder if they'll film the grand prize...... that would be hilarious.

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    The problem is those two are looser than a screen door on a rednecks back porch.

    In order to bring them somewhere back to normalcy, they'd have to insert a 5 lb. ham & pull out the bone.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "singersp" wrote:
    The problem is those two are looser than a screen door on a rednecks back porch.

    In order to bring them somewhere back to normalcy, they'd have to insert a 5 lb. ham & pull out the bone.
    I'm not sure a 5lb ham would be big enough. A 20lb butterball might be better.

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    I agree, not the best girls to lose your virginity to, but somebody will win herpes!! lol

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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