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    You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson
    Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

    Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson have been approached by producers of Kevin Blatt’s new show Virgin Territory not to give out the prizes but to become the prize itself!...
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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    You can sign up here.
    Lose your virginity to a disease ridden skank.
    Can't pass up that opportunity.
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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    Holy nasty.
    Lose your virginity to a slut who pretty much every male over the age of 13 has watched have nasty sex on film... or Jenna Jameson. ;D

    Blech either way.

    Plus, how on earth do they medically verify that a guy is a virgin?
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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    10 yrs old, lmao.
    Dating Miss Michigan doesn't count.
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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    Id pass this up! I would want to lose it the Old Fashioned way. By finding my own disease ridden sk@nk!

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    Is there are guarantee that you won't get crabs and your pecker won't rot off?

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    10 yrs old, lmao.
    Dating Miss Michigan doesn't count.
    I was admitting that I was still a virgin at 10, Proph!
    Much like you still were at 20!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    10 yrs old, lmao.
    Dating Miss Michigan doesn't count.
    I was admitting that I was still a virgin at 10, Proph!
    Much like you still were at 20!
    I'm still a virgin by human standards, prophets do it supernaturally.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: You Could Have Sex With Paris And Jenna Jameson

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    How come they didn't have something like that when I was 10 years old?
    Cheryl Ladd or Ginger Lynn...man, that would have been awesome!
    10 yrs old, lmao.
    Dating Miss Michigan doesn't count.
    I was admitting that I was still a virgin at 10, Proph!
    Much like you still were at 20!
    I'm still a virgin by human standards, prophets do it supernaturally.
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    I'm a prophet and I know not only that we are going to have hot anal sex, but you're going to get me a beer first, too."

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