World's top five nude beaches uncovered

**VikingMike** · 07-24-2009, 08:32 AM

[size=13pt]World's top five nude beaches uncovered[/size]

July 24, 2009 1:00 PM

The world's top five beaches for nudists to bare-all have been revealed (so to speak) by holiday website TripAdvisor.

1. Haulover Beach Park - Miami Beach, Florida
2. Wreck Beach - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
3. Paradise Beach - Mykonos, Greece
4. Orient Beach - St. Maarten, Caribbean
5. Black's Beach - San Diego, California

I went to #3.

**Prophet** · 07-24-2009, 08:34 AM

"VikingMike" wrote:

[size=13pt]World's top five nude beaches uncovered[/size]

July 24, 2009 1:00 PM

The world's top five beaches for nudists to bare-all have been revealed (so to speak) by holiday website TripAdvisor.

1. Haulover Beach Park - Miami Beach, Florida
2. Wreck Beach - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
3. Paradise Beach - Mykonos, Greece
4. Orient Beach - St. Maarten, Caribbean
5. Black's Beach - San Diego, California

I went to #3.

If I went to Greece to go to Paradise Beach and I saw you nekkid on the beach I would be pissed off.

**Garland Greene** · 07-24-2009, 08:37 AM

All I can imagine on the first one is a bunch of 70 year old retired naked people
Ewww!

**VikingMike** · 07-24-2009, 10:16 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

"VikingMike" wrote:

[size=13pt]World's top five nude beaches uncovered[/size]

July 24, 2009 1:00 PM

The world's top five beaches for nudists to bare-all have been revealed (so to speak) by holiday website TripAdvisor.

1. Haulover Beach Park - Miami Beach, Florida
2. Wreck Beach - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
3. Paradise Beach - Mykonos, Greece
4. Orient Beach - St. Maarten, Caribbean
5. Black's Beach - San Diego, California

I went to #3.

If I went to Greece to go to Paradise Beach and I saw you nekkid on the beach I would be pissed off.

That's what my wife said.

**NordicNed** · 07-24-2009, 10:17 AM

"VikingMike" wrote:

[size=13pt]World's top five nude beaches uncovered[/size]

July 24, 2009 1:00 PM

The world's top five beaches for nudists to bare-all have been revealed (so to speak) by holiday website TripAdvisor.

1. Haulover Beach Park - Miami Beach, Florida
2. Wreck Beach - Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
3. Paradise Beach - Mykonos, Greece
4. Orient Beach - St. Maarten, Caribbean
5. Black's Beach - San Diego, California

I went to #3.

I've been thrown out of ALL OF THEM !
;D

**i_bleed_purple** · 07-24-2009, 10:19 AM

whats the rule for boners?
are you supposed to dig a hole for it or let that flag fly?

**NordicNed** · 07-24-2009, 10:31 AM

"i_bleed_purple" wrote:

whats the rule for boners?
are you supposed to dig a hole for it or let that flag fly?

Funny you mention that, but that was part of the reason I got kicked off all the beaches.

What happened was, way to many Japanesse Whale Hunting Fleets, where anchoring just off shore.
There was many reports of spotting a Very Large Sperm Whale on shore.
I was becoming a hazard to other nudist beach goers.... ;D

**Prophet** · 07-24-2009, 10:35 AM

"NordicNed" wrote:

"i_bleed_purple" wrote:

whats the rule for boners?
are you supposed to dig a hole for it or let that flag fly?

Funny you mention that, but that was part of the reason I got kicked off all the beaches.

What happened was, way to many Japanesse Whale Hunting Fleets, where anchoring just off shore.
There was many reports of spotting a Very Large Sperm Whale on shore.
I was becoming a hazard to other nudist beach goers.... ;D

More like an albino plankton outbreak.

**singersp** · 07-24-2009, 05:07 PM

Problem with nude beaches is that for every good looking chick, you get 10 people who look like this.....

[img width=450 height=582]http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q301/jannerblue/old-woman-beach7.jpg?t=1248473186[/img]

**HEY** · 07-24-2009, 05:21 PM

I was in Barcelona on a cruise last summer and they have very nice beaches, it's definitely a place I would recommend.
I don't know if they have any nude beaches there (wouldn't surprise me though), but alot of the girls walks around topless.