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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    morning wood is just morning wood.
    NRBs... those i blame on kari byron
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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    you know you are butt ugly when you take a dude home from the bar, and the first thing he does when he wakes up next to you is call the police
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    heh.. he musta got caught..

    i've been woken up in comprimising positions with girls i would normally not be with after heavy toxinated nites.. but some of those nites were damn fun!!

    now.. how r u raped if u get a hummer?
    isn't that like.. extra man points?
    bar pick up + oral delighted?


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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "digital420" wrote:
    heh.. he musta got caught..

    i've been woken up in comprimising positions with girls i would normally not be with after heavy toxinated nites.. but some of those nites were damn fun!!

    now.. how r u raped if u get a hummer?
    isn't that like.. extra man points?
    bar pick up + oral delighted?


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    I know what you are talking about,the following morning when you wake up and she is
    still sleeping ,you
    take a glance slowly at her face ,saying to your self please Don´t be so ugly as I remind you please please and rite after there She is a little MONSTER sleeping with you
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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "El" wrote:
    "digital420" wrote:
    heh.. he musta got caught..

    i've been woken up in comprimising positions with girls i would normally not be with after heavy toxinated nites.. but some of those nites were damn fun!!

    now.. how r u raped if u get a hummer?
    isn't that like.. extra man points?
    bar pick up + oral delighted?


    DiGiTaL
    I know what you are talking about,the following morning when you wake up and she is
    still sleeping ,you
    take a glance slowly at her face ,saying to your self please Don´t be so ugly as I remind you please please and rite after there She is a little MONSTER sleeping with you
    Little monster if your lucky...

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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "digital420" wrote:
    heh.. he musta got caught..

    i've been woken up in comprimising positions with girls i would normally not be with after heavy toxinated nites.. but some of those nites were damn fun!!

    now.. how r u raped if u get a hummer?
    isn't that like.. extra man points?
    bar pick up + oral delighted?


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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "triedandtruevikesfan" wrote:
    I've never understood how a man can be raped.
    If he's not turned on it doesn't work... so he does want it...
    I don't know... I had a case of N.R.B. on the way into work this morning.
    It was absolutely not related to anything sexual.
    NRB?
    I don't know what that means.
    :-[
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    My point being, it is such a common occorance that somebody out there dubbed an acronym for it.
    Is a morning hard on an NRB?
    No, it is a NPT.

    Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_penile_tumescence

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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "gregair13" wrote:
    morning wood is just morning wood.
    NRBs... those i blame on kari byron
    Oh Morning Glory for the UK memebers.

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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    morning wood is just morning wood.
    NRBs... those i blame on kari byron
    Oh Morning Glory for the UK memebers.
    I like the term piss-proud better.



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    Re: Women held for raping man in Stockholm

    "singersp" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    morning wood is just morning wood.
    NRBs... those i blame on kari byron
    Oh Morning Glory for the UK memebers.
    I like the term piss-proud better.


    Seems weird to me. Pissing should never be related to getting an erection. Although I heard that an erection during sleep is the body's defense from wetting the bed.

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