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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    "Garland" wrote:
    Put this down as "It seemed like a good idea at the time" thread
    +1
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    El profeta seems missed this last days...I can figure out now where he has been lately then...
    El underdog.

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Should have wrapped the saw teeth in duct tape, THEN slide the sex toy on.
    Otherwise the saw chews into the toy.
    Regardless you have to practice caution...you can't just jam the thing in there and crank the trigger to max.


    Never damage the main attraction unless your willing to deal with the consequences.

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Wonder what he thinks of next to spark up the bedroom... [img width=450 height=360]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/sasuke1912/hamsterfootball.jpg[/img]


    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

    [img width=450 height=55]http://img216.imageshac

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Here's an analysis of where he went wrong...

    [youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rwDRlJJuVIc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

    The Jackhammer vibrator lol!!!
    [img width=450 height=270]http://img.alibaba.com/photo/100872076/Brand_New_Jack_hammer_1700w_1600bpm_Jack_Hammer_Ka nga.jpg[/img]

    Great gift idea too for the holidays...probably drains alot though




    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

    [img width=450 height=55]http://img216.imageshac

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    my friend is always making the dildo joke when a sawsall is used. maybe he'll think again?
    But FOR REAL, you would have to rig something so it doesn't use the blade!

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    "DeathtoDenny" wrote:
    my friend is always making the dildo joke when a sawsall is used. maybe he'll think again?
    But FOR REAL, you would have to rig something so it doesn't use the blade!
    What do you mean "when a sawsall is used?"
    Is their a job that doesn't require a sawzall?

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    For the really hard to please woman:


    [img width=450 height=450]http://www.laku.com.my/Concrete%20Vibrator%20TCV-Series%20cw%20Drive%20Unit%20Turnable%20Frame.jpg[/img]


    A gas powered vibrator.





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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    For the really hard to please woman:


    [img width=450 height=450]http://www.laku.com.my/Concrete%20Vibrator%20TCV-Series%20cw%20Drive%20Unit%20Turnable%20Frame.jpg[/img]


    A gas powered vibrator.
    Oh man... now you got her going...

    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Oh man... now you got her going...


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    Appears as though she isn't quite ready for her "skinny" jeans just yet.

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