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  1. 03-16-2009, 09:31 PM #1
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    Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap




    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman........
    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    thats........interesting?
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    idiot

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Put this down as "It seemed like a good idea at the time" thread
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Love makes you do really crazy things.
    Alcohol takes those crazy things and turns them into headlines.
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:



    LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on TheBayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

    The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman........
    http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82520
    Doesn't VikingMD live in Maryland?

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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Its people like that give Fire, EMS, and Police the SECURE jobs they have.
    There will always be morons out there.
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Is the saw okay?
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    Re: Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

    Just when you thought you'd heard everything...
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