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    Waking up is hard

    http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

    I'm a plank man myself.

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    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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    Re:Waking up is hard

    Very nice and educative thread,Gotta say I have used the plank
    many times....


    Remember my little friend, you can poo acrobatically too.




    El underdog.

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    Re:Waking up is hard

    El Vikingo wrote:
    Very nice and educative thread,Gotta say I have used the plank
    many times....


    Remember my little friend, you can poo acrobatically too.




    Where we play the bank shot is illegal in acrobatic pooing. Makes a mess.

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    Re:Waking up is hard

    Definitely the plank. But if I even get to installing that trapeze I might try the Flying Wallenda...
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    jmcdon00 wrote:
    El Vikingo wrote:
    Very nice and educative thread,Gotta say I have used the plank
    many times....


    Remember my little friend, you can poo acrobatically too.




    Where we play the bank shot is illegal in acrobatic pooing. Makes a mess.
    What amazes me the most is in the backflip shot ,the turd got some spin ,stare at the turd flying it makes some curve into the air,how in the hell can you poo making the turds spin .

    Just one thought.
    El underdog.

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    Re:Waking up is hard

    That was hilarious!
    This is definitely a male thing. No women allowed!

    "The Flying Wallenda" is the most extreme one. Kinda risky because you could end up taking a little shower while you're hanging there.

    "The Superman" is the funniest. I wish I had a larger room so I could try it out lol!

    The worst one is the "Strong Arming". I personally prefer to sit down. I even do "The Girly Man" when I don't have an erection as respect to the ladies.

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    Re:Waking up is hard

    When I'm at school, the plank... at home I'm not above taking a step to the right and peeing straight into the shower, I'm the one who's about to use it anyway.

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    HEY wrote:
    I personally prefer to sit down. I even do "The Girly Man" when I don't have an erection as respect to the ladies.
    It's easy, it's comfortable and no one's actually going to see you there, anyway.
    "You can look pretty smart if you have a knack for planning ahead. That's Ted. The Packers are in good hands." - Ron Wolf


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    Mr Anderson wrote:
    When I'm at school, the plank... at home I'm not above taking a step to the right and peeing straight into the shower, I'm the one who's about to use it anyway.
    I take it your not one of those guys who wear sweats to class right?

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    i_bleed_purple wrote:
    Mr Anderson wrote:
    When I'm at school, the plank... at home I'm not above taking a step to the right and peeing straight into the shower, I'm the one who's about to use it anyway.
    I take it your not one of those guys who wear sweats to class right?
    I do wear sweats to early winter classes sometimes, but I make up for it on top by wearing a tuxedo jacket and shirt. Usually I'm a jeans and t-shirt guy though.

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