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    Vikings Joke

    Saw this on another site. Even as a confirmed Viking fan I found it amusing.


    A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
    The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.

    The bartender says, "Hey, you'll have to leave. No pets allowed."

    The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. My TV's busted and
    this is the only place we can watch the game."

    After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
    him that the dog and him will be thrown out if there is any
    trouble, the bartender lets him stay.

    The game starts and the Vikings receive the kick-off and march
    down the field, get stopped on the 30 and kick a field goal.

    Suddenly, the dog marches up and down the bar, giving high fives to everyone.

    The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing
    I've ever seen. What does he do if they score a touchdown?"

    The dog owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a year."
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    Re: Vikings Joke

    Sad but true

    Thanks for the laugh, I liked that

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    Re: Vikings Joke

    humorous,and dissappointing damn lack of Touchdowns. ;D
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    Re: Vikings Joke

    man i used to hear this one about clevlend now its tuned on us. it hurts
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    Re: Vikings Joke

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    Saw this on another site. Even as a confirmed Viking fan I found it amusing.


    A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
    The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.

    The bartender says, "Hey, you'll have to leave. No pets allowed."

    The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. My TV's busted and
    this is the only place we can watch the game."

    After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
    him that the dog and him will be thrown out if there is any
    trouble, the bartender lets him stay.

    The game starts and the Vikings receive the kick-off and march
    down the field, get stopped on the 30 and kick a field goal.

    Suddenly, the dog marches up and down the bar, giving high fives to everyone.

    The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing
    I've ever seen. What does he do if they score a touchdown?"

    The dog owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a year."
    Saw that joke last year, but it was about the 4-12 Packers. Some cheesedick or Bears fan just substituted the word Vikings in place of another team.

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    Re: Vikings Joke

    I didn't find it all that funny, but I guess that's just cuz I'm a homer.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Vikings Joke

    The joke just fits us perfect? I hope that joke won't stick with us next year. :-

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