Thread: Vikings Joke

Saw this on another site. Even as a confirmed Viking fan I found it amusing.


A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.

The bartender says, "Hey, you'll have to leave. No pets allowed."

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. My TV's busted and
this is the only place we can watch the game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that the dog and him will be thrown out if there is any
trouble, the bartender lets him stay.

The game starts and the Vikings receive the kick-off and march
down the field, get stopped on the 30 and kick a field goal.

Suddenly, the dog marches up and down the bar, giving high fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing
I've ever seen. What does he do if they score a touchdown?"

The dog owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a year."

Sad but true

Thanks for the laugh, I liked that

humorous,and dissappointing damn lack of Touchdowns. ;D

man i used to hear this one about clevlend now its tuned on us. it hurts

"COJOMAY" wrote:

Saw this on another site. Even as a confirmed Viking fan I found it amusing.


A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm.
The dog is wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and helmet.

The bartender says, "Hey, you'll have to leave. No pets allowed."

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. My TV's busted and
this is the only place we can watch the game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning
him that the dog and him will be thrown out if there is any
trouble, the bartender lets him stay.

The game starts and the Vikings receive the kick-off and march
down the field, get stopped on the 30 and kick a field goal.

Suddenly, the dog marches up and down the bar, giving high fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing
I've ever seen. What does he do if they score a touchdown?"

The dog owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for a year."

Saw that joke last year, but it was about the 4-12 Packers. Some cheesedick or Bears fan just substituted the word Vikings in place of another team.

I didn't find it all that funny, but I guess that's just cuz I'm a homer.

The joke just fits us perfect? I hope that joke won't stick with us next year. :-