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    Tucker Max

    Found this on the dolphins board.
    Rude and crude and probably shouldn't have been posted now that I read some of the entries.


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    The Tucker Max Stories

    My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

    I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

    But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:

    The Tucker Max Stories...
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    Re: Tucker Max

    Yeah Tucker Max is a badass. Rumor is he graduated Duke law while being in the Bahamas or something for a few months during the semester.

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    Re: Tucker Max

    "baumy300" wrote:
    Yeah Tucker Max is a badass. Rumor is he graduated Duke law while being in the Bahamas or something for a few months during the semester.
    Tucker Max is a poser wannabe who over-inflates his exploits to sell his books.

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