Things could be worse (F My Life)

**BadlandsVikings** · 02-18-2009, 10:53 PM

http://www.fmylife.com/

**gregair13** · 02-18-2009, 10:59 PM

That's pretty funny stuff.

**Bretto007** · 02-19-2009, 12:25 AM

wonderful

**Krumb** · 02-20-2009, 03:09 PM

It's stories about peoples day to day mishaps , wether they are true or not I don't know most are pretty funny though

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

Today, I was watching a documentary on The World's Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I'm 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

**Krumb** · 02-20-2009, 03:15 PM

sorry didn't realize there was already a thread.

**gregair13** · 02-20-2009, 03:23 PM

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

Today, after having waited for 3 long months, my girlfriend, who's really shy, finally gave me a blow job. Everything was fine until I said "You're really talented...". I probably shouldn't have added "Anyone would think you've been practising your whole life." FML

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finished she proceeded to tell me she already had a boyfriend and that his penis was larger then mine. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no...Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

**gregair13** · 02-20-2009, 03:34 PM

ha this is for El:
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

**VikingMike** · 02-20-2009, 04:13 PM

Funny stuff...I'm glad none of that sh*t ever happens to me.

**V4L** · 02-20-2009, 04:56 PM

yah those are pretty funny

**aceclown** · 02-20-2009, 05:41 PM

A few that stuck out to me-

Today, I found out that I am being sued for losing a set of wedding photos that I took. I lost them by being mugged on the way home after the shoot and Â£10,000 worth of equipment was stolen from me. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

Great site lol