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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
    Oh, no doubt about it.
    But, it still takes a bit away knowing that these texts could've been fake.
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "Formo" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
    Oh, no doubt about it.
    But, it still takes a bit away knowing that these texts could've been fake.
    Fake boobs are still awesome and I don't see you complaining about them.
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    Some more great laughs:

    (845): If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
    (614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
    (630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
    (815): that's gum
    (510): he said he didn't have a condom.
    (415): and you said?
    (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
    (847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
    (1-847): How was it?
    (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
    (732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
    (207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
    (617): We call that spaghetti Os
    (440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
    (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
    (440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
    (314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
    (818): Punch her baby.
    =Z=

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "Zeus" wrote:
    (510): he said he didn't have a condom.
    (415): and you said?
    (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
    Ahahahahaha... if I had a dollar.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "gregair13" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
    Oh, no doubt about it.
    But, it still takes a bit away knowing that these texts could've been fake.
    Fake boobs are still awesome and I don't see you complaining about them.
    They are more fun when you know they are real.

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "Zeus" wrote:
    Some more great laughs:

    (845): If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
    (614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
    (630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
    (815): that's gum
    (510): he said he didn't have a condom.
    (415): and you said?
    (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
    (847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
    (1-847): How was it?
    (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
    (732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
    (207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
    (617): We call that spaghetti Os
    (440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
    (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
    (440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
    (314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
    (818): Punch her baby.
    =Z=
    LOL
    Every last one of those got me lol'ing..

    "gregair13" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
    Oh, no doubt about it.
    But, it still takes a bit away knowing that these texts could've been fake.
    Fake boobs are still awesome and I don't see you complaining about them.
    Eh?!
    Not as good as the real thing.
    Besides, I like something that's a bit soft..
    I don't want ROCKS bouncing off my face...
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "Formo" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    Some more great laughs:

    (845): If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
    (614): Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
    (630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
    (815): that's gum
    (510): he said he didn't have a condom.
    (415): and you said?
    (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
    (847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
    (1-847): How was it?
    (847): Fantastic, but that's not the point.
    (732): Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
    (207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
    (617): We call that spaghetti Os
    (440): i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
    (330): well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
    (440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
    (314): There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
    (818): Punch her baby.
    =Z=
    LOL
    Every last one of those got me lol'ing..

    "gregair13" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
    Who cares.
    They are still fun to read.
    Oh, no doubt about it.
    But, it still takes a bit away knowing that these texts could've been fake.
    Fake boobs are still awesome and I don't see you complaining about them.
    [size=10pt]Eh?!
    Not as good as the real thing.
    Besides, I like something that's a bit soft..
    I don't want ROCKS bouncing off my face...
    [/size]
    HAHAHAHAHA man that had me dying!! I have kids at my job looking at me crazy now
    Thanks for the sig Pack93z


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    Re: Texts From Last Night

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    (501): My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.

    (785): If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

    (702): just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

    (936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
    LMAO

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    More good laughs:

    (310): I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
    (352): What are you doing?
    (352): High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
    (352): That guy could sell me cancer.
    (216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
    (513): so is it as big as he says?
    (216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
    (714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
    (607): It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
    (1-607): I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
    (603): I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
    (417): You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
    (630): I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
    (1-630): dollar beers will do that to you.
    (650): so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
    (415): What...you let him do that?
    (650): It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
    (810): i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
    (1-810): nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
    =Z=

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