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    Texts From Last Night

    This site lists actual text messages that were sent. The area code of the cell phone user is in parentheses. Some are hilarious, classic.

    [size=13pt]texts from last night[/size]

    Some examples:

    (703): Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
    (215): I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
    (540): she says it's "been amazing lately"
    (540): i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
    (208): I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    This is a great site. I bet I have a bunch on that site over the years. Urg. Drunk texting is worse than drunk dialing.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    LOL!!

    (214): Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
    (501): 3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
    (732): I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
    (404): Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
    (706): Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
    (631): Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
    (402): Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
    (608): Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
    (1-608): At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
    (608): Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
    (910): i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
    (513): I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
    (1-513): trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    Wow.

    ..

    I..

    Just wow.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    LOL>
    Yeah, I have been following this site for a little while.
    They have a twitter feed too, but it isn't as good as checking out the real site.
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    (501): My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.

    (785): If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up

    (702): just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

    (936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    I sat at my parents pc, and read 27 pages of texts. I was laughing so hard, i had tears.





















































































































































    Then I went out and got a good buuz, sitting around bsing with my sister and wife, while she got drunk on white russians. Pretty great night if you ask me. ;D
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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    +1 to the great night st clouds. Last night was our family gathering, +100 friends, for beef underground. A redneck's take on 'Kalua pig'..

    This one made me laugh the hardest.
    (336): haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
    (919): i cant lie to you.

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    Re: Texts From Last Night

    "singersp" wrote:
    Anybody & everybody can put down an area code & enter anything they want for text.

    Makes you wonder how many of these are even real & just made up.

    [size=10pt](HOW 2 SEND)[/size]
    Send texts with the area code of the sender as the subject:
    [email protected]

    Enter your area code:

    Enter your text:
    I was kinda thinking that, too.
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