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    Re:Taking a dump.

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    It is good to see that the AC Slater Dump isn't on the banned method list shown above..

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    Re: Taking a dump.



    If you can't read it, click here: http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/the-great-toilet-paper-debate.jpg

    you can then click to enlarge

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Quote Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1095837


    If you can't read it, click here: http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/the-great-toilet-paper-debate.jpg
    Haha! Great read!
    I definitely prefer the over option.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    So why is it called "taking a dump"?

    Doesn't one normally leave a dump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by "i_bleed_purple" #1106219
    So why is it called "taking a dump"?

    Doesn't one normally leave a dump?
    Odor is carried on paticulates in the air. So, when you leave a dump you can actually taste the dump while you are wiping your ass. So, you are actually taking the dump with you on the cilia of your nostril hair as a souvenir. It is that simple.

    That's why marrdro has been known to snort nair. A remedy that supposedly works to combat odors (i think it melts his brain instead).
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    I am about to take on the bathroom. Should be a gooder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "gregair13" #1106273
    I am about to take on the bathroom. Should be a gooder.
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