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    Re:Taking a dump.

    I suppose that as a PP.O newcomer, I am obliged to post here before I will truly be accepted.

    About three months ago, I had an amazing turd, about 18" all in one piece. Came out nice and easy, but when I went to flush it down, it swirled the bowl once, then bent in half and dove into the hole bend first, where it promptly got stuck halfway down.

    Repeated flushes did nothing to help, as the pipe was not blocked and the water just kept rushing right on past. An attempt at plunging was equally unsucessful, for much the same reason.

    Eventually I was forced to hack at it with the handle end of a toilet brush until it broke apart enough to continue its journey into the great unknown.

    More recently, I've been prescribed some new diabetes meds which have the listed side effects of "gas, sometimes severe; diarrhea; constipation" among others. I would have thought that these were mutually exclusive, but no, not so.

    Suffice it to say, the last three weeks have been, um, interesting. At least things seem to be easing up a bit, finally.

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    Re:Taking a dump.

    Traveling_Vike wrote:
    I suppose that as a PP.O newcomer, I am obliged to post here before I will truly be accepted.
    *snip
    I too have shared in the "enjoyment?" of the sideways turd flush. And once it finally goes down, you realize all the flushign and breaking up has left an awful mess on the bowl.

    And yes, you're on your way. You have to become familiar with the "How to draw a caveman" thread if you have not already done so.

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    i_bleed_purple wrote:
    Traveling_Vike wrote:
    I suppose that as a PP.O newcomer, I am obliged to post here before I will truly be accepted.
    *snip
    I too have shared in the "enjoyment?" of the sideways turd flush. And once it finally goes down, you realize all the flushign and breaking up has left an awful mess on the bowl.

    And yes, you're on your way. You have to become familiar with the "How to draw a caveman" thread if you have not already done so.
    I have. It's so easy, even a Geico rep could do it.

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    Re:Taking a dump.

    I hope you didn't read this whole topic...
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    Re:Taking a dump.

    gregair13 wrote:
    I hope you didn't read this whole topic...
    Oh, I did, my friend, I did. Over the course of about 4 days. Getting dirty looks from the folks around me as I try not to laugh too loudly and disturb them.

    I've been reading a lot of old threads... got to learn more about all of you guys, after all. It's too bad that a lot of the old images are no longer available, and a fair number of threads are blocked by the censors here (including anything with "drunk" or "booty" in the title, but oddly enough, not "boobies").

    Oh, and keep going, only ten more posts to make that 12K!

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    Re:Taking a dump.

    countrygirl wrote:
    My friend has been suffering from type 6 and 7 for 5 days straight...feeling blessed with the occasional type 5, but never even as much as sniffing a type 3 or 4.

    Is it time to go see a doctor?

    (There is no better medical advice than that obtained over the internet on a football forum...fact)

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    You only go to the dr for 7 if the depends arent working anymore

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    Re:Taking a dump.

    BloodyHorns82 wrote:
    countrygirl wrote:
    My friend has been suffering from type 6 and 7 for 5 days straight...feeling blessed with the occasional type 5, but never even as much as sniffing a type 3 or 4.

    Is it time to go see a doctor?

    (There is no better medical advice than that obtained over the internet on a football forum...fact)
    a friend huh?

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