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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
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    How does this thread keep coming back???
    because everyone poops

    I own that book, read it to my children when they were younger...with sound effects.
    Good book.
    I've recommended it to parents!


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
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    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    How does this thread keep coming back???
    because everyone poops

    I own that book, read it to my children when they were younger...with sound effects.
    Good book.
    I've recommended it to parents!
    Love that book. I should get it and put it in the bathroom to help those who are a little scared to start.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "gregair13" wrote:
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    "Prophet" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    How does this thread keep coming back???
    because everyone poops

    I own that book, read it to my children when they were younger...with sound effects.
    Good book.
    I've recommended it to parents!
    Love that book. I should get it and put it in the bathroom to help those who are a little scared to start.
    I'm usually a little scared to start too, morning after a bender.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "tgorsegner" wrote:
    Has anyone else ever gone out of their way to find that perfect safe haven? Mine is in the basement of our lounge/computer lab/laundry building. I am just about the only person who uses it. So, I will typically eschew the nice, close, convenient but heavily used john down the hall in order to go outside, walk 50 feet, and go down a flight of stairs, just so I can have a nice, peaceful crap without worrying about stinking out the whole floor for an hour or so.
    I finally found mine at the new workplace.
    The recreation room is never used for the kids during the day; it's a nice, large, empty building with a great throne.

    It is my garden of zen now.


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
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    So the cat took a dump in the corner of our bedroom yesterday and took a GIANT piss directly on the center of our expensive mattress.
    Is it wrong to murder pet cats?
    Can I get in trouble for slicing his throat and bleading the little fucker out on the front porch?
    You, of course, need to ask yourself - "What did WE do to piss the cat off?"

    =Z=
    In all seriousness, BH, we had some huge probs with our cats last year and solved it by putting in a 2nd litter box (the recommendation is 1 for each cat + 1 more - we have 2 for 2 cats) and then changing our litter to a brand I can find only at PetSmart (I'll look it up at home, if you want).
    Since then, I haven't really found any poop or tinkle messes.
    They still puke their brains out all over the place, but that's what you get with a cat.
    My cats rarely ever puke. Are you feeding them canned food or dry/moist?
    My cats puke like crazy on Meow Mix and Friskies, but if I give themt he Iams orange bag, no puke....

    Though the land-mines in the litter box are something thread-worthy.


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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Took a nice one this morning. Just in time for the games to start
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    Re:Taking a dump.

    Ate too much the other day, finished reading a novel while on the can and couldn't stand when i was done because my legs fell asleep. At least it wasn't in a public restroom.
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    Re:Taking a dump.

    Prophet wrote:
    Ate too much the other day, finished reading a novel while on the can and couldn't stand when i was done because my legs fell asleep. At least it wasn't in a public restroom.
    Now I have a picture of you, laying on a public shitter floor yelling, "Help, I've fallen and can't get up...." running through my head.

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    Re:Taking a dump.

    Prophet wrote:
    Ate too much the other day, finished reading a novel while on the can and couldn't stand when i was done because my legs fell asleep. At least it wasn't in a public restroom.
    I had a huge meal last night. Ate enough meat for probably a family of 4. I think I have gone three times since then.
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