Taking a dump.

**pattyosviKING** · 05-26-2009, 02:23 PM

"BloodyHorns82" wrote:

"pattyosviKING" wrote:

Just went to take one and when I opened the door there were splatters all over the seat.
NASTY.

Had to scury to the next stall.

That is Nasty!
How the hell do splatters make it on top of the seat???

Please tell me none of you men are "hovering" while taking a pooh! (or was it a uni-sex bathroom)

No.
It was men only.

I am guessing it was really and emergency pooh and almost didn't make it ???

Again---NASTY

**i_bleed_purple** · 06-04-2009, 09:08 AM

"pattyosviKING" wrote:

"BloodyHorns82" wrote:

"pattyosviKING" wrote:

Just went to take one and when I opened the door there were splatters all over the seat.
NASTY.

Had to scury to the next stall.

That is Nasty!
How the hell do splatters make it on top of the seat???

Please tell me none of you men are "hovering" while taking a pooh! (or was it a uni-sex bathroom)

No.
It was men only.

I am guessing it was really and emergency pooh and almost didn't make it ???

Again---NASTY

ahh... been a while since I've posted in this beauty..

at work here our bathroom only has one stall, which was full, so this morning I had to run up the stairs from the 2nd floor to the 8th floor (waiting for the elevator would ahve been death to us all) to find room to drop a deuce.
At the rate i was going, I could have won the Empire State Building stair climb race.

**NordicNed** · 06-04-2009, 09:16 AM

Think thats bad?
I didn't shit for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

**i_bleed_purple** · 06-04-2009, 09:20 AM

"NordicNed" wrote:

Think thats bad?

I didn't shit for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

ahahaha.. reminds me of a South Park episode I watched a few days ago

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**El Vikingo** · 06-04-2009, 05:33 PM

"NordicNed" wrote:

Think thats bad?

I didn't shit for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

Next time save it up for a Raven fan and take a pic

**Marrdro** · 06-05-2009, 08:32 AM

"NordicNed" wrote:

Think thats bad?

I didn't pooh for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

Regular as clock work, twice a day man here.
Can't imagine going that long without a crap.

**Caine** · 06-05-2009, 08:35 AM

"Marrdro" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Think thats bad?

I didn't pooh for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

Regular as clock work, twice a day man here.
Can't imagine going that long without a crap.

What are you talking about, Mar?
You post a LOT more than twice a day........

Caine

**gregair13** · 06-06-2009, 03:49 PM

I already had one today and am brewing another one right now.

**Marrdro** · 06-08-2009, 02:12 PM

"Caine" wrote:

"Marrdro" wrote:

"NordicNed" wrote:

Think thats bad?

I didn't pooh for like 4 days, last week.
Finaly I blew, let me tell you, there was a major sunami in the bottom of my bowl.....

Regular as clock work, twice a day man here.
Can't imagine going that long without a crap.

What are you talking about, Mar?
You post a LOT more than twice a day........

Caine

You crack me up.
;D

**Prophet** · 06-15-2009, 12:59 PM

So, I was out in the sticks and ran across this redneck restaurant that was serving 'possum on the half-shell', or so they said.
It was laden in chile peppers and tasted about as good as you might think a 'possum cooked in an armidillo shell would taste.
I had to make an emergency stop in the boat about a half hour later and the second i got on shore I had a hiroshima like fart that killed off billions of microbes that were within my projectory.
I may have to go back to ground zero in a month or so and see if the land has recovered.