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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Mr" wrote:
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    Caca grande
    [youtube=425,350]AQbnykB-LGE&feature[/youtube]
    That ain't shit.

    Well technically it is, but I've left bigger logs in the porcelain bowl than that. Pretty much every day I put out about that much, it's not always in one solid piece though.


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Mr" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    Caca grande
    [youtube=425,350]AQbnykB-LGE&feature[/youtube]
    That ain't shit.

    Well technically it is, but I've left bigger logs in the porcelain bowl than that. Pretty much every day I put out about that much, it's not always in one solid piece though.


    Anyone want more details?
    It is not cool if it is not one solid piece.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    It's not big enough untill you have clogged an automatic flusher

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    this thread is da shit
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    This morning mine looked like Ryan Cooks play.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "marstc09" wrote:
    This morning mine looked like Ryan Cooks play.
    The trick is to have a rabbit turd style dump and try to place them with minimal waves into an offensive formation.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I ate too much corn yesterday
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "marstc09" wrote:
    This morning mine looked like Ryan Cooks play.
    LMAO!!!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Just went to take one and when I opened the door there were splatters all over the seat.
    NASTY.

    Had to scury to the next stall.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
    Just went to take one and when I opened the door there were splatters all over the seat.
    NASTY.

    Had to scury to the next stall.
    That is Nasty!
    How the hell do splatters make it on top of the seat???

    Please tell me none of you men are "hovering" while taking a shit! (or was it a uni-sex bathroom)

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