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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
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    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    Mar, I'm not a true expert on droppings, however the size and the seam along the side makes me think these were produced in a machine....not a colon.
    I was thinking the same thing... since when do mouse turds look like coin-purses?
    You might be correct.
    I just googled mouse turd image and it came up.
    Bout the same size though.
    Shed must have had a gazillion of them.
    maybe you dropped a bag of hersey's bites a couple of years ago.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
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    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    haha.. and you measured it?
    Hell yes.
    I started to save each and everyone in a pile for a pic but got tired..... ;D
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    haha.. and you measured it?
    Hell yes.
    I started to save each and everyone in a pile for a pic but got tired..... ;D
    When was the last time you had your glasses checked ?
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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    [quote author=singersp link=topic=16538.msg926125#msg926125 date=1237896798]
    [size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
    http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/10-Most-Disgusting-World-Records.84864

    That was a serious dump.
    Only if it was straight. Coiled don't amount to much. Straight takes skill. It would be like duck walking for 2 hours 12 minutes.

    Straight or coiled, he defines the concept of FOS.
    Gotta account for the girth factor too.
    The equation for the volume of a cylinder shaped object is ?r2h.
    You have the height or length but you need to account for girth.
    Naturally, girth , mass , and
    density are dependent upon the coefficient of transit time related to fiber absorption and mucocilliary suface area!

    ;D
    and the size of the hole your trying to squeeze it out of.
    [/quote]

    I'm sure there are equations that have been developed so the relative comparisons can be made.
    The stench is another important factor that needs to be factored in.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    haha.. and you measured it?
    Hell yes.
    I started to save each and everyone in a pile for a pic but got tired..... ;D
    Save some money and get your wifey a box o mouse shit for v-day.

    When was the last time you had your glasses checked ?
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "oaklandzoo24" wrote:
    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    haha.. and you measured it?
    Hell yes.
    I started to save each and everyone in a pile for a pic but got tired..... ;D
    Save some money and get your wifey a box o mouse pooh for v-day.

    When was the last time you had your glasses checked ?
    they came out so perfectly.... how nice!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    [quote author=Marrdro link=topic=16538.msg926302#msg926302 date=1237916134]
    I just got done cleaning out my shed.
    Haven't done that in about 2 years.
    Anyway, seems I have a few mice living in thier.........
    Little suckers like taking dumps.....

    haha.. and you measured it?
    Hell yes.
    I started to save each and everyone in a pile for a pic but got tired..... ;D
    Save some money and get your wifey a box o mouse pooh for v-day.

    When was the last time you had your glasses checked ?
    they came out so perfectly.... how nice!
    [/quote]

    Do you have to have morphologically symmetrically perfect dumps with little borders on them for a dump to be considered the perfect dump?

    Personally, I think marrdro has lost it and he's calling these little treats mouse droppings.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I don't know about anyone else... but I'm starving for some raisins.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    I don't know about anyone else... but I'm starving for some raisins.
    :P

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