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    Re: Taking a dump.

    i went to burgar king today for a steakhouse for some dumb reason. i have already pooped it out
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    Because people like us keep pooping.. i mean posting in it
    speaking of which... I managed to plug one of those public toilets the other day, you know the one that flushes at about a million miles an hour?
    took two flushes to get it down.
    Still not convinced it went away.
    That one hurt.
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    I finally pooped, after not eating while sick for 3 days. I tried a ham/cheese and it stayed down, until it came out the other end.
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    For every action, there is an equal & opposite reaction.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    poopity poopity poop

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    [size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
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    "singersp" wrote:
    [size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
    http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/10-Most-Disgusting-World-Records.84864


    Doesn't say if it was one continuous turd.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    [size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
    http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/10-Most-Disgusting-World-Records.84864

    That was a serious dump.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    [size=10pt]The longest turd even made was[/size] produced by an American who produced a huge amount of [size=10pt]12ft 2inches[/size] which was produced over 2 hours and 12 minutes. The man has been banned from using 124 of the washrooms in his state.
    http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/10-Most-Disgusting-World-Records.84864

    That was a serious dump.
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