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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
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    Morning,







    Without reading all the threads here,
    I may have a first,
    I just woke up from a
    DUMP.......





    It was 2:30 AM when I woke up and headed to the shitter.

    I don't know how, but I just woke up with a big dump under me in the toilet, while I was still sitting in a proper sitting/dumping position....Yup, I must have fell asleep from 2:30 AM to
    5:30 PM....





    What would one call that?

    A Lullibye Dump?

    ;D
    LOL! That doesn't surprise me. I've heard you fall asleep while sitting at your computer many a nights.
    Toilet, Yes......Computer, Never

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    LOL! You are full of it. VQ & I have heard you snoring away many a time.
    I heard it when i turned my speakers up

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Ned, nice dump story.
    You need to down grade and get rid of the padded seat.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    well I just gave birth today at work

    looked something like this

    [youtube=425,350]Qzvvfnqo63w[/youtube]

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    [youtube=425,350]4tkkEfsdTCc[/youtube]
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    El underdog.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "El" wrote:
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    That would suck.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I was sitting at my desk thinking.....damn, i better take a shower.
    Foul odors permeating the room.
    Found out my lab took a dump under the desk, she has never done that before.
    Bitch.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    well, as any of you who have a taco time in your town (mostly only western canada and southern/western US), yesterday was taco tuesday, so lets just say 5 tacos, and a large mexi fries delux aren't a great idea for a lunchtime snack.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    This thread should be combined with the "What did you have for lunch?" thread.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    but what if you had a great lunch but didn't end up taking a memorable dump?
    That story hardly belongs in here.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Yesterdays food intake:

    Boston Market frozen turkey medallion meal
    Granola Bar
    SHocktarts candy for dinner.


    Lets just say the shit was flying out of my ass this morning.
    And round two is rumbling in the belly as we speak.
    I feel sick...almost like my asshole wants to vomit.

    Cheers!

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