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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I feel like I have a brick of turkey burger, kielbasa, and grilled zucchini trapped in my large intestine right now, it's painful and I'm pretty sure I'll be giving birth to it tomorrow morning after breakfast.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Mr" wrote:
    I feel like I have a brick of turkey burger, kielbasa, and grilled zucchini trapped in my large intestine right now, it's painful and I'm pretty sure I'll be giving birth to it tomorrow morning after breakfast.
    TMI. If you ate all that shit in one meal, you deserve what you got. LOL

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    "singersp" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
    I feel like I have a brick of turkey burger, kielbasa, and grilled zucchini trapped in my large intestine right now, it's painful and I'm pretty sure I'll be giving birth to it tomorrow morning after breakfast.
    TMI. If you ate all that shit in one meal, you deserve what you got. LOL
    Can there be TMI in a thread titled "Taking a dump"?

    And it wasn't that much, a single turkey burger, a piece of kielbasa about 9 inches long(cue cajun), and a bunch of grilled zuchinni.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Mr" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
    I feel like I have a brick of turkey burger, kielbasa, and grilled zucchini trapped in my large intestine right now, it's painful and I'm pretty sure I'll be giving birth to it tomorrow morning after breakfast.
    TMI. If you ate all that shit in one meal, you deserve what you got. LOL
    Can there be TMI in a thread titled "Taking a dump"?

    And it wasn't that much, a single turkey burger, a piece of kielbasa about 9 inches long(cue cajun), and a bunch of grilled zuchinni.
    It's not how much you ate, it's just the mixture of all 3 that screams intestinal problems.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Morning,






    Without reading all the threads here,
    I may have a first,
    I just woke up from a
    DUMP.......





    It was 2:30 AM when I woke up and headed to the shitter.

    I don't know how, but I just woke up with a big dump under me in the toilet, while I was still sitting in a proper sitting/dumping position....Yup, I must have fell asleep from 2:30 AM to
    5:30 PM....





    What would one call that?
    A Lullibye Dump?

    ;D


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    Morning,






    Without reading all the threads here,
    I may have a first,
    I just woke up from a
    DUMP.......





    It was 2:30 AM when I woke up and headed to the shitter.

    I don't know how, but I just woke up with a big dump under me in the toilet, while I was still sitting in a proper sitting/dumping position....Yup, I must have fell asleep from 2:30 AM to
    5:30 PM....





    What would one call that?
    A Lullibye Dump?

    ;D
    LOL! That doesn't surprise me. I've heard you fall asleep while sitting at your computer many a nights.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    Morning,







    Without reading all the threads here,
    I may have a first,
    I just woke up from a
    DUMP.......





    It was 2:30 AM when I woke up and headed to the shitter.

    I don't know how, but I just woke up with a big dump under me in the toilet, while I was still sitting in a proper sitting/dumping position....Yup, I must have fell asleep from 2:30 AM to
    5:30 PM....





    What would one call that?

    A Lullibye Dump?

    ;D
    LOL! That doesn't surprise me. I've heard you fall asleep while sitting at your computer many a nights.
    Toilet, Yes......Computer, Never

    :


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "NordicNed" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "NordicNed" wrote:
    Morning,






    Without reading all the threads here,
    I may have a first,
    I just woke up from a
    DUMP.......





    It was 2:30 AM when I woke up and headed to the shitter.

    I don't know how, but I just woke up with a big dump under me in the toilet, while I was still sitting in a proper sitting/dumping position....Yup, I must have fell asleep from 2:30 AM to
    5:30 PM....





    What would one call that?
    A Lullibye Dump?

    ;D
    LOL! That doesn't surprise me. I've heard you fall asleep while sitting at your computer many a nights.
    Toilet, Yes......Computer, Never

    :
    LOL! You are full of it. VQ & I have heard you snoring away many a time.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    can anyone confirm whether or not this is the longest useful thread on ppo? lol

    im actually off for one now, i suppose il bring the new SI to read
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    the best kind is the kind that slides down the bowl. had one the other day. almost took a picture...
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