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    so here is a question: you know the urinal rule in the bathroom how you never take the middle one if no one is around, does the same rule apply to stalls?
    No, it's ok to be an asshole when you're taking a dump.
    Make the others suffer while you relieve yourself.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    This thread needs to be put in a "sticky" with the OTHER "bodily functions" threads!
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    This thread needs to be put in a "sticky" with the OTHER "bodily functions" threads!
    The tantalizing topic is enough to make it behave as if it is stuck.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "gregair13" wrote:
    so here is a question: you know the urinal rule in the bathroom how you never take the middle one if no one is around, does the same rule apply to stalls?
    No, it's ok to be an asshole when you're taking a dump.
    Make the others suffer while you relieve yourself.
    ok good. because i totally did that at school today
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    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    LMAO!!!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    LMAO!!!
    why would u embarass Cajun like that now?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Well after having Chilie the night before, then 2 Tim Hortons Sausage Breakfast Sandwiches (those of you from Canada will understand) and an XL Coffee, I just ruined some cleaning lady's day.
    Still some left in the toilet bowl that wouldn't come off the side...

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
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    LMAO!!!
    why would u embarass Cajun like that now?
    Don´t jump on Cajun,If you were so older You even couldn´t have a boner (sorry caj can´t either),He is just
    an oldy and need some care...soft care

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I haven´t realized what this thread was about till today .

    In my early days ,when I started to shit by my own ,I always counted the turds I made and told my mom rite after " I have had 3
    turds this time", I used sometimes to count the turds in loud voice "1" "2" it was hilarious, another thing I remember is when I had some stomach ache I told my mother "I have had ugly shits" my mom asked me then "how ugly were they" and I didn´t know what to respond to.. :-\

    In my teen age I used to give the excuse to my parents that I had to shit,to be alone in the bathroom and well it was 5 vs 1 ,since I ve always been a little randy ,there were days that I went to the bath 3 times and my family started to suspect ,I remember they started making
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    questions like "I see you are healthy ,why have you gone to the bath 3 times today"
    :

    Nowadays the shitty thing is much more boring ,the only brigth spot here could be the "I don´t shit stuff" of some girls I have known in my life,as a matter of fact I ve never seen a woman farting neither ,Do women fart too ?
    ???

    Sorry I gotta go to lunch I ll keep with this "shitty post this afternoon
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