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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
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    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    So the cat took a dump in the corner of our bedroom yesterday and took a GIANT piss directly on the center of our expensive mattress.
    Is it wrong to murder pet cats?
    Can I get in trouble for slicing his throat and bleading the little f&**&*&r out on the front porch?
    You, of course, need to ask yourself - "What did WE do to piss the cat off?"

    =Z=
    In all seriousness, BH, we had some huge probs with our cats last year and solved it by putting in a 2nd litter box (the recommendation is 1 for each cat + 1 more - we have 2 for 2 cats) and then changing our litter to a brand I can find only at PetSmart (I'll look it up at home, if you want).
    Since then, I haven't really found any poop or tinkle messes.
    They still puke their brains out all over the place, but that's what you get with a cat.
    My cats rarely ever puke. Are you feeding them canned food or dry/moist?
    Both - and the "puking" is mostly really just hairballs.
    One of our two cats is a long-hair, and he also likes to eat plants.
    So he yacks all over the place, LOL.


    =Z=
    shoot the cat
    Growing up, my dad took many walks with the cats to the back 40.
    They never seemed to return.
    Strange.

    Maybe my dad can take yours for a walk?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.

    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your ass didn't snap shut.
    ;D
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your ass didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your ass didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    Jeez, I sure hope so.
    I turd of that size deserves some recognition!

    I'm off to the crapper...will report back if it's anything worthwhile.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your jiggly butt didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    Bono! lmao
    south park referance if anyone saw that one lol

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your jiggly butt didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    Bono! lmao
    south park referance if anyone saw that one lol
    So its a tranny turd?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your jiggly butt didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    Bono! lmao
    south park referance if anyone saw that one lol
    LMAO!
    That was a great episode.
    ;D

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.

    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your jiggly butt didn't snap shut.
    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    Bono! lmao
    south park referance if anyone saw that one lol
    actually just watched that episode two nights ago.
    Great episode.

    Singer, what was your measurment in Courics?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "The" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Some turds just need measuring..........

    14.75" long with a 4.5" girth.
    You should have taken a picture of that sucker.


    Sure hope it had a nice taper on the end so your ass didn't snap shut.

    ;D
    That's like a birth. Did you name it?
    All my dumps are are named Bob

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