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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Just remodeled my bathroom.

    Looks like something that Ultra would rig up for his bathroom! :lol:

    BTW, congrats on the 1.5 G, Prophet! I gotta start working on some new title suggestions for you now!
    I would have a vibrating seat back for a nice relaxing massage while I do my business.
    so you want a vibrator while your bare-assed? I hope that computer doesn't have a webcam....

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "JDogg926" wrote:
    ... I take a notebook and a pen, and I just start writing down made-up stats for various sports/teams/players. Fictional and real. For instance, I might pretend I'm recording stats for a rookie RB for the Cardinals. Or comparing two fictional 1st rd draft picks in b-ball. I know, weird. But, I find it relaxes me.
    You should map out a whole NFL season week by week with fictional stats then get the computer setup in there and enter them into spreadsheet....actually, I think that is how Madden got his video game business going. I can almost smell the stench just typing this.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I miss a few days and the good threads start.

    RATS!!!

    I read the rags my wife buys, Enquirer, star that sort of thing.
    If I have not read it already the NY Times, Post or the Reports I run out on all you here from Gov data archives.
    Then I will pick the toe jam outta my toenails too.
    Great place to nose pick as well.

    Was that too much sharing?
    LOL

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    I miss a few days and the good threads start.

    RATS!!!

    I read the rags my wife buys, Enquirer, star that sort of thing.
    If I have not read it already the NY Times, Post or the Reports I run out on all you here from Gov data archives.
    Then I will pick the toe jam outta my toenails too.
    Great place to nose pick as well.

    Was that too much sharing?
    LOL
    hell no man.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "ultravikingfan" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Just remodeled my bathroom.

    Looks like something that Ultra would rig up for his bathroom! :lol:

    BTW, congrats on the 1.5 G, Prophet! I gotta start working on some new title suggestions for you now!
    I would have a vibrator up my backside for a nice relaxing "massage" while I do my business.
    TMI...TMI!!! :razz: Zing!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    caj, you're too slow, already got him on that one!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    When I take a Hall of Famer, I wipe my Prophet, flush and move on to more important business.
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    Go vikes!!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    This is my favorite thread and must live on. It reminds of that last week after a long night of drinking Saturday, I had to spend most of the third quarter listening to PA from the bathroom. It was definitely an enjoyable change from the usual SI or newspaper.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I personally prefer reading "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". I have 5 different versions of the book. It is perfect for bathroom reading!
    MC's run away when I kick it
    They act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit
    -Canibus

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