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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
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    Quick question.

    Anyone out there (right handed) ever had to try to wipe your jiggly butt with your left hand?
    I can see I'm gonna have problems as I can't convince Wildwoman to help me out for a few days with my bumb right wing.

    ;D
    It's times like this that you find out how much the Mrs. really cares about you
    I'm pretty sure I'd resort to Prophet's method of letting it dry on and crack off, or Marrdro's method of the pressure washer before I asked my wife to wipe my own jiggly butt.
    Something uncomfortable about taking a pooh in front of the lady.
    Anything else is cool...burping, farting, puking...just not poohing, your too vulnerable while sitting there.
    What do you do if your lovely bride is in the tub and taking a long hot soak and the urge hits?

    ;D
    I go in the corner and crap in a platic baggie.
    Then I bury it in the front yard using nothing but my hands.
    The neighbors think it's strange, but hey, I think they're strange so it all works out in the end.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    [quote author=countrygirl link=topic=16538.msg748223#msg748223 date=1206629763]
    [quote author=Marrdro link=topic=16538.msg748119#msg748119 date=1206618730]
    Quick question.

    Anyone out there (right handed) ever had to try to wipe your jiggly butt with your left hand?
    I can see I'm gonna have problems as I can't convince Wildwoman to help me out for a few days with my bumb right wing.

    ;D
    It's times like this that you find out how much the Mrs. really cares about you
    I'm pretty sure I'd resort to Prophet's method of letting it dry on and crack off, or Marrdro's method of the pressure washer before I asked my wife to wipe my own jiggly butt.
    Something uncomfortable about taking a pooh in front of the lady.
    Anything else is cool...burping, farting, puking...just not poohing, your too vulnerable while sitting there.
    What do you do if your lovely bride is in the tub and taking a long hot soak and the urge hits?

    ;D
    You only have 1 crapper in your house?
    What is this, the frigging 1900s?
    I don't have a house, I have a hovel.
    3 Bedrooms 1 bath.

    ;D
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    Then why are you on PPO?
    Get your jiggly butt over to the beach and start combing it for pirate treasure!

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    We love our little house, especially at bill paying time.
    ;D

    I am one of a very few in this world who didn't want to live for a house but in my house.
    Because my house payment is so low I can afford different luxuries in life.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I am one of a very few in this world who didn't want to live for a house but in my house.
    Because my house payment is so low I can afford different luxuries in life.
    Is that what you call Beast Light these days?

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    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    usually i just try hard as hell to poop it out with all my might then suck it back in and try as hard as i can again and it comes flying out like a hurricane and if that fails all play tetris on my cell takes about 15 mins

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Personaly,
    I like the POWER DUMP, followed up with a SUPER FAST FLUSH, and then procced to wipe things up... ;D


    The perfect Dump.


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "VikesPlusOne" wrote:
    usually i just try hard as hell to poop it out with all my might then suck it back in and try as hard as i can again and it comes flying out like a hurricane and if that fails all play tetris on my cell takes about 15 mins
    Of all the wierd shit posted in here...including my gummy bear shit, this is way up there!
    ;D

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    the worst is taking a dump after drinking grape juice
    all green and what not

    Pissing on the Pack since 08'

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    the worst is taking a dump after drinking grape juice
    all green and what not
    That brings up a worthy question.
    Do you typically just dump and flush or inspect the outcome.
    Look for anomalies or record breakers.
    Probably a good idea to inspect.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    the worst is taking a dump after drinking grape juice
    all green and what not
    That brings up a worthy question.
    Do you typically just dump and flush or inspect the outcome.
    Look for anomalies or record breakers.
    Probably a good idea to inspect.
    its a must to inspect

    Pissing on the Pack since 08'

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "dcboardr41" wrote:
    the worst is taking a dump after drinking grape juice
    all green and what not
    That brings up a worthy question.
    Do you typically just dump and flush or inspect the outcome.
    Look for anomalies or record breakers.
    Probably a good idea to inspect.
    its a must to inspect
    Have to agree, you take a dump and you inspect it.
    They go hand-in-hand.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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