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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
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    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=334]http://www.geocities.com/joketender/Taking_a_dump.jpg[/img]
    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.

    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.

    ;D
    No birch trees around? ;D
    Nope. Very few Birch in VA.
    Mostly just pine and Briar Patches.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    [size=12pt]Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak[/size]
    February 2, 2008 | Issue 44•05



    CARSON CITY, NV—Looking out his window as the cars zoom by and a jet plane rumbles overhead, 87-year-old Hank Fletcher sees a world far different from the one in which he grew up. In his day, the retired factory worker says, life was simpler. The streets were quieter, people were more polite, neighbors all knew one another, and his anus did not emit oily discharges of liquid stool...
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    [size=12pt]Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak[/size]
    February 2, 2008 | Issue 44•05



    CARSON CITY, NV—Looking out his window as the cars zoom by and a jet plane rumbles overhead, 87-year-old Hank Fletcher sees a world far different from the one in which he grew up. In his day, the retired factory worker says, life was simpler. The streets were quieter, people were more polite, neighbors all knew one another, and his anus did not emit oily discharges of liquid stool...
    wipe with an onion

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=334]http://www.geocities.com/joketender/Taking_a_dump.jpg[/img]
    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.
    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.
    ;D
    No birch trees around? ;D
    Nope. Very few Birch in VA.
    Mostly just pine and Briar Patches.

    Lol find a softer pine, just make sure you go with the grain.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    [size=12pt]Area Senior Remembers A Simpler Time When His Anus Didn't Leak[/size]
    February 2, 2008 | Issue 44•05



    CARSON CITY, NV—Looking out his window as the cars zoom by and a jet plane rumbles overhead, 87-year-old Hank Fletcher sees a world far different from the one in which he grew up. In his day, the retired factory worker says, life was simpler. The streets were quieter, people were more polite, neighbors all knew one another, and his anus did not emit oily discharges of liquid stool...
    I wonder if Onions make him leak.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=334]http://www.geocities.com/joketender/Taking_a_dump.jpg[/img]
    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.
    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.
    ;D
    Ouch Mar...

    Maybe you need this girl:


    [img width=450 height=360]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6336/thisbitchpy3.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=334]http://www.geocities.com/joketender/Taking_a_dump.jpg[/img]
    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.

    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.

    ;D
    Ouch Mar...

    Maybe you need this girl:


    [img width=450 height=360]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6336/thisbitchpy3.jpg[/img]
    Way funny.
    ;D
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:

    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.

    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.

    ;D
    Hopefully it wasn't the big 'ol corn fed turd variety, partially liquefied by drinking mass quantities of "The Beast".

    I would have just left the sons of a bitches out in the woods........ but that's just me.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:

    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.
    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.
    ;D

    I only had to take a shit out in the woods twice when I was deer hunting. One of those times the sucker was so damn huge I damn near slapped one of my bonus tags on it.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:

    I got caught in the woods one day without my emergency roll.


    Had to sacrifice both legs of my boxers.

    You should have seen the look on Wildwomans face when she did the laundry on that load.

    Boxers weren't boxers anymore.

    ;D
    Hopefully it wasn't the big 'ol corn fed turd variety, partially liquefied by drinking mass quantities of "The Beast".

    I would have just left the sons of a bitches out in the woods........ but that's just me.
    It took the fronts of both legs to clean things up.


    Additionally, its obvious you've never worn briar pants.
    Gotta have something around the boys or chaffing will occur after just a few minutes of busting brush.
    ;D
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