Thread: Taking a dump.

"Marrdro" wrote:

Ahhhhh, one of my favorite threads.
;D

Hey, I have a story from something that happened last night that is kindof associated with this subject.

Wildwoman and I were at home watching a movie (Invisible) and of course she is sobbing away and I am handing her tissues when low and behold I cracked a good one that really stunk up the place.

Of course it was loud so I couldn't blame it on the beagles, so she is on me for being insensitive and all during a sad time etc etc etc.

So what did I come up with in my defense?
My butt was crying with her.


Wow, did that set her off.

;D

By the way, it starts off slow but it is a very good movie.

ROFLMAO!

"davike" wrote:

Now how the hell could you take a decent manly dump while sitting on that?
???

"davike" wrote:

"davike" wrote:

Now how the hell could you take a decent manly dump while sitting on that?
???

Once you've been to the Philippines, you can take a decent shit just about anywhere.

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"Prophet" wrote:

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It's not a good chinese restaurant if don't get a little diarreah

[size=13pt]The Official Survival Guide to Taking A Dump at Work[/size]

Posted 01.15.2001 by Areth


TURD BURGLAR

A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact......

Had one of the worse dumps ever this afternoon.
Held it in and waited until everyone was out of the house...had some reading material lined up, ready for a thorough cleansing.
Just got it there to spend the time and somebody starts pounding on the door and even when I ignored it they wouldn't let up.
I had to pinch it off early and do the half-roll of TP wipe.
Some woman's car broke down and she wanted help and she refused to believe that nobody was home.
She ruined my dump and I am bitter about it.
To top it off she had a partial beard and weighed more than I do.
Damn her.

"Prophet" wrote:

Had one of the worse dumps ever this afternoon.
Held it in and waited until everyone was out of the house...had some reading material lined up, ready for a thorough cleansing.
Just got it there to spend the time and somebody starts pounding on the door and even when I ignored it they wouldn't let up.
I had to pinch it off early and do the half-roll of TP wipe.
Some woman's car broke down and she wanted help and she refused to believe that nobody was home.
She ruined my dump and I am bitter about it.
To top it off she had a partial beard and weighed more than I do.
Damn her.

Sounds like a win-win situation. You do a good deed, gets a few manpoints for the pain, and is confirmed that everyone is an idiot.

Did you get back on the can to finish off?

"cogitans" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

Had one of the worse dumps ever this afternoon.
Held it in and waited until everyone was out of the house...had some reading material lined up, ready for a thorough cleansing.
Just got it there to spend the time and somebody starts pounding on the door and even when I ignored it they wouldn't let up.
I had to pinch it off early and do the half-roll of TP wipe.
Some woman's car broke down and she wanted help and she refused to believe that nobody was home.
She ruined my dump and I am bitter about it.
To top it off she had a partial beard and weighed more than I do.
Damn her.

Sounds like a win-win situation. You do a good deed, gets a few manpoints for the pain, and is confirmed that everyone is an idiot.

Did you get back on the can to finish off?

True, good points.
Yes, finished the job, but the moment was ruined so it was just a plop and run.