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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I love this thread.
    It needs a sticky......... ;D

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I love this thread.
    It needs a sticky......... ;D

    LMAO
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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Ummm.... I stare at the wall infront of me and take a shat!

    lol i agree

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-\
    only after drinking plenty of brewskis.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-\
    only after drinking plenty of brewskis.
    I'm not talking about the scoots or the Hershey squirts. I'm talking about "rapid fire" of several semi-solid/solid projectiles in a second or two.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-\
    only after drinking plenty of brewskis.
    I'm not talking about the scoots or the Hershey squirts. I'm talking about "rapid fire" of several semi-solid/solid projectiles in a second or two.
    Good thing things snap shut down there or you might have had a funny spalsh hit you the wrong way
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-\
    only after drinking plenty of brewskis.
    I'm not talking about the scoots or the Hershey squirts. I'm talking about "rapid fire" of several semi-solid/solid projectiles in a second or two.
    Good thing things snap shut down there or you might have had a funny spalsh hit you the wrong way
    ;D
    Three things not good when taking a dump.

    1. Backsplash
    2. Backdraft
    3. That burning sensation you get in your colon, when it feels like you're delivering a baby.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    www.mrpoop.com


    Not for the squeamish.....
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "vikingivan" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    Did you ever have one of those "Salad Shooter" mornings like I just had?
    :-\
    only after drinking plenty of brewskis.
    I'm not talking about the scoots or the Hershey squirts. I'm talking about "rapid fire" of several semi-solid/solid projectiles in a second or two.
    Good thing things snap shut down there or you might have had a funny spalsh hit you the wrong way
    ;D
    Three things not good when taking a dump.

    1. Backsplash
    2. Backdraft
    3. That burning sensation you get in your colon, when it feels like you're delivering a baby.
    The burning sensation you get after eating the hottest wings you can handle the night before.
    That is when you pay for it, the following morning.

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