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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    I usually pet my pussy,,,,,,,,

    Cat that is, I have two cats and they always follow me into the shitter.....

    I usually talk to them and pet them while I dump the load......
    Me too Ned. I have a little female cat named Phoenix. She follows me everywhere, especially the bathroom. I have to leave to door open a little bit for her. She sits in the sink until I am done!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Definitely sit to wipe. I favor coming in from the right cheek, but occasionally go left, unless I'm in a country that doesn't have toilet paper...then it is always a left handed wipe.

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    I like to call my wipe, the Matt Birk Speical.....

    I go straight between the legs, say hike, and give it a wipe...


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    I like to call my wipe, the Matt Birk Speical.....

    I go straight between the legs, say hike, and give it a wipe...

    lmao ned! :lol:

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    This is how Brett Farve takes a dump.....lol


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Time. Go. Done. Only occasionally does it become an "experience". And if it does.....I use the time to refresh my memory as to the benefits and uses of various products within reach.


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    A perfect squatter toilet. Get it out fast and stand while you wipe. Tough on the reading bunch though.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Where is that Prophet?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Turboe" wrote:
    Where is that Prophet?
    Just off a website and said it was from a Buddhist monastery. I've used them before like this in SE Asia before (Thailand, Philippines, and Malaysia). So am not quite sure. Personally, I prefer the more comfortable types.

    Did anyone ever see the 'Man's bathroom' that Tim Taylor made in Tool Time?

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    Yeah, that bathroom was awesome on tool time!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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