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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    How does this thread keep coming back???
    because everyone poops


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "NDVikingFan66" wrote:
    How does this thread keep coming back???
    because everyone poops

    I own that book, read it to my children when they were younger...with sound effects.
    Good book.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
    :P

    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone pooh fruit?
    ROTF!!!!!

    No NEED for a noser, but just to be sure the fruitiness I smelled was for real, I did take a partial noser for good measure.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    "singersp" wrote:
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    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
    :P

    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone pooh fruit?
    ROTF!!!!!

    No NEED for a noser, but just to be sure the fruitiness I smelled was for real, I did take a partial noser for good measure.
    Your a sick man!

    I always wondered why a persons own turds/farts don't smell bad to the person doing the deed.......................

    but I thank God for that every time I take a dump.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
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    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
    :P

    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone pooh fruit?
    ROTF!!!!!

    No NEED for a noser, but just to be sure the fruitiness I smelled was for real, I did take a partial noser for good measure.
    Your a sick man!

    I always wondered why a persons own turds/farts don't smell bad to the person doing the deed.......................

    but I thank God for that every time I take a dump.
    Everybody likes the smell of their own brand.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
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    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
    :P

    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone pooh fruit?
    ROTF!!!!!

    No NEED for a noser, but just to be sure the fruitiness I smelled was for real, I did take a partial noser for good measure.
    Your a sick man!

    I always wondered why a persons own turds/farts don't smell bad to the person doing the deed.......................

    but I thank God for that every time I take a dump.
    Everybody likes the smell of their own brand.
    "likes" isn't quite the proper word for it. Let's just say the smell doesn't bother them.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
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    [quote author=BloodyHorns82 link=topic=16538.msg592645#msg592645 date=1181935482]

    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
    :P

    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone pooh fruit?
    ROTF!!!!!

    No NEED for a noser, but just to be sure the fruitiness I smelled was for real, I did take a partial noser for good measure.
    Your a sick man!

    I always wondered why a persons own turds/farts don't smell bad to the person doing the deed.......................

    but I thank God for that every time I take a dump.
    Everybody likes the smell of their own brand.
    "likes" isn't quite the proper word for it. Let's just say the smell doesn't bother them.
    [/quote]

    You know, I always thought that was true, but it isn't.
    I've had probably half a dozen incidents where I cleared the room of myself. Foulness of a most unholy kind, it was.

    Unfortunately, there does not seem to be any pattern to what I ingested versus the horror that came out.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    [img width=450 height=337]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l91/wine93z/badpooday.jpg[/img]

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Is that what you woke up to this morning BLV?
    I think you need more fiber in your diet.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    That's what they make brick shithouses out of.

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