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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Is it white or brown?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    The other day my ma called me to say that my dog is having bloody stools. She thinks he is anemic.
    Whatever that meens please pray for the rascals soul.


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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    The other day my ma called me to say that my dog is having bloody stools. She thinks he is anemic.
    Whatever that meens please pray for the rascals soul.
    Well if your mom is English, bloody doesn't neccessarily mean bloody.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Here's a new one...

    This happened today.

    Round 1.


    Just finished up a rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed a bright red floater.
    Thought to myself "hope that's not blood".




    Round 2. (90 minutes after Round 1)
    Figured now would be the conclusion as to wether it was really blood or not.

    Finished up 2nd rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed about 50 half chewed gummy bears floating around in the stool.
    Problem solved, no blood and the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day, it was almost as if the bears were waving one final goodbye as they swirled their way down the stool.


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    ....the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day....

    You must be easy to shop for at Christmas time.
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    did you bend down & take a noser of of it or did the whole bathroom just smell like someone shit fruit?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Here's a new one...

    This happened today.

    Round 1.


    Just finished up a rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed a bright red floater.
    Thought to myself "hope that's not blood".




    Round 2. (90 minutes after Round 1)
    Figured now would be the conclusion as to wether it was really blood or not.

    Finished up 2nd rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed about 50 half chewed gummy bears floating around in the stool.
    Problem solved, no blood and the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day, it was almost as if the bears were waving one final goodbye as they swirled their way down the stool.

    ROFLMAO!!!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    Here's a new one...

    This happened today.

    Round 1.


    Just finished up a rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed a bright red floater.
    Thought to myself "hope that's not blood".




    Round 2. (90 minutes after Round 1)
    Figured now would be the conclusion as to wether it was really blood or not.

    Finished up 2nd rousing game of Soduku, went to flush and noticed about 50 half chewed gummy bears floating around in the stool.
    Problem solved, no blood and the poo smelled kind of fruity.
    It really made my day, it was almost as if the bears were waving one final goodbye as they swirled their way down the stool.

    Do people who do Soduku puzzles know how to count highter than 9?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    today at the gym i took a huge dump preworkout in the bathroom upstairs that can be used by anyone. and some girl went in there after. i felted bad for her
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    How does this thread keep coming back???

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