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    Winnie the Pooh............


    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Not sure if this is the right spot for this link...but figured it was close enough!

    MAY I FART IN YOUR MOUTH



    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    Re: Taking a dump.


    My dump story goes back several years.....and may just give me claim as coming as close as any man should have to, to experiencing the pain of childbirth.
    Rather than type out a long, boring novelette, though, I'll just give you the Cliff's notes version.

    1) bleeding hemorrhoids
    2) external AND internal
    3) at LEAST a foot and a half long (partially hidden and sticking out of water)
    4) approx. 3 to 4 inches in diameter
    5) crying WAS involved
    6) literally crawled back to my bedroom
    7) forgot to flush...was asked by my dad the following morning what I had decided to


    name it...LOL


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    "renovikesfan" wrote:

    My dump story goes back several years.....and may just give me claim as coming as close as any man should have to, to experiencing the pain of childbirth.
    Rather than type out a long, boring novelette, though, I'll just give you the Cliff's notes version.

    1) bleeding hemorrhoids
    2) external AND internal
    3) at LEAST a foot and a half long (partially hidden and sticking out of water)
    4) approx. 3 to 4 inches in diameter
    5) crying WAS involved
    6) literally crawled back to my bedroom
    7) forgot to flush...was asked by my dad the following morning what I had decided to


    name it...LOL

    Now that has to bee some sort of record.

    And you're hereby awarded a bunch of man points.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    [size=13pt] The Brown Note[/size]

    Basically, the Brown Noise (or Brown Note, as the boffins call it) is rumoured to be a certain frequency which, when properly reproduced, causes people who hear it to shit their pants.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    "Vikefanman2000" wrote:
    Not sure if this is the right spot for this link...but figured it was close enough!

    MAY I FART IN YOUR MOUTH





    Man, that was a little over the top.
    Some of those guys were into it.
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    "cogitans" wrote:
    "renovikesfan" wrote:

    My dump story goes back several years.....and may just give me claim as coming as close as any man should have to, to experiencing the pain of childbirth.
    Rather than type out a long, boring novelette, though, I'll just give you the Cliff's notes version.

    1) bleeding hemorrhoids
    2) external AND internal
    3) at LEAST a foot and a half long (partially hidden and sticking out of water)
    4) approx. 3 to 4 inches in diameter
    5) crying WAS involved
    6) literally crawled back to my bedroom
    7) forgot to flush...was asked by my dad the following morning what I had decided to


    name it...LOL

    Now that has to bee some sort of record.

    And you're hereby awarded a bunch of man points.
    I bet it hurt to tell that story.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    [img width=450 height=113]http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/shiteatsex.jpg[/img]
    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/shiteatsex.jpg

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    http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/awkward.jpg
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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