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    Here are some instructions:

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    http://www.poopreport.com/

    ...claim America gives a porcelain burial to 108 million pounds of poop every single day. 4.5 million pounds an hour. 39.4 billion pounds a year...
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    http://www.poopreport.com/

    ...claim America gives a porcelain burial to 108 million pounds of poop every single day. 4.5 million pounds an hour. 39.4 billion pounds a year...
    The blurb about the Mythbusters on that site is hysterical!

    http://www.poopreport.com/Intellectual/Content/Mythbusters/mythbusters.html

    Here's a few excerpts:

    "The most interesting thing to us," says Jamie, "is that we're out there exploring the world at large in all its various facets."

    And indeed they are. One facet was the brown note, the sound frequency rumored to cause uncontrollable defecation (doesn't exist). Another is whether you will get stuck to an airline vacuum toilet if you're sitting on it when it flushes (you won't). Yet another is whether you can get electrocuted by peeing on the subway's third rail (you can't, unless you're peeing from only a foot or two away, in which case your urine will still be a stream instead of a bunch of droplets and you can expect one very charred wee-wee).
    So it's in the name of science that I close with this final quote from Adam: "We'd like to do the first lighting of a fart on television." Because after saying that, Jenny asked, "If you do that, is there a risk that the fire could go back up your butt?"

    To which Peter responded: "That's the classic urban myth." And then he explained the scientific reasoning that proves lighting your fart creates absolutely no risk of a methane explosion in your colon. Myth busted.

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    I always figured they had a hatch in the back but I guess not.
    I hope the helmets have built in filters to block out the stink.


    All the kids my age pee their pants, it's the coolest.

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    Honorable death?

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    [img width=450 height=424]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/QuitComplainingAboutYourJ_2.jpg[/img]

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    Honorable death?

    I vote for yes

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