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    LMAO, is that you cogitans?
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
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    LMAO, is that you cogitans?
    Shh. There is nothing to suspicious here.

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    [img width=363 height=350]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/humanurinal.jpg[/img]

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    "singersp" wrote:
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    ROTFL!!!!
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    ROTFL!!!!
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    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    The Childbirth Dump

    This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
    1. Scream
    2. Call an Obstetrician
    3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
    Is there something wrong with you if that happens everytime?
    8)

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:

    The Childbirth Dump

    This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
    1. Scream
    2. Call an Obstetrician
    3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
    Is there something wrong with you if that happens everytime?
    8)
    If you are using vaseline to take a crap, yes there is something wrong with you.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:

    The Childbirth Dump

    This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
    1. Scream
    2. Call an Obstetrician
    3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
    Is there something wrong with you if that happens everytime?
    8)
    If you are using vaseline to take a crap, yes there is something wrong with you.
    He's using Vaseline for other smaller jobs.

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