Taking a dump.

Prophet · 12-09-2005, 02:40 AM

If I'm into a good read I'll do a courtesy flush in the beginning. It just all depends on the type of toilet you're using.

**ultravikingfan** · 12-09-2005, 05:28 AM

I drop the kids of at the swimming pool...if you know what I mean! :wink:

**Vikes** · 12-09-2005, 05:36 AM

I read one of these.

Packet Magazine (Cisco Systems Technical Users Magazine)
Infoworld
Network World
Complex Magazine (Kinda like GQ but with a bit more hip.hop)

**VKG4LFE** · 12-09-2005, 05:42 AM

umm.......I get 'r done.

Del Rio · 12-09-2005, 01:32 PM

Glad you asked Prophet

It really depends on what I ate. You know what I mean. If I had about 3 microwave burritos the day before and you can feel your gut bubbling, it's the crock pot factor. The kind that makes you affraid to rip one because you may just not be able to control the force?

If it's that kind then I bring a wash cloth, some bleach, a mop, some cotton balls, and a shop vac......and hope for the best.

This reminds me of a great cutdown someone burned me with on here.

Some guy was talking about how big he was and how much he could lift and what not and I responded with something like "I've taken bigger shits then you before" The guy got me good had me laughing hard by saying I don't doubt that because your the biggest asshole I've ever met.

Write that down

**NordicNed** · 12-09-2005, 01:41 PM

I usually pet my pussy,,,,,,,,

Cat that is, I have two cats and they always follow me into the shitter.....

I usually talk to them and pet them while I dump the load......

**ryanmurphy** · 12-09-2005, 01:46 PM

http://www.bangcartoon.com/vickspecial.htm

Prophet · 12-09-2005, 01:50 PM

"ryanmurphy" wrote:

http://www.bangcartoon.com/vickspecial.htm

:grin: , even Ron Mexico is in on the discussion.

At least noone has posted a picture yet...I can't get the visual out of me head of Ned and his pussies in the can. Brutal.

Good advice Del, I was wondering why they gave me two rolls of toilet paper for free with my last round of nuclear burritos.

**Turboe** · 12-09-2005, 02:00 PM

This reminds me of the thread I read sometime ago (cant remember if it was on here or elsewhere) that started quite a lengthy debate over whether stand up to wipe their butt or just kind of lean to one side or another.

It seemed like the stupidest post, but it took on a life of its own and ended up being like 5 or 6 pages long before it was done. Was that on this site or somewhere else I saw it?

No matter what method a person uses, it seems he/she cant believe that there is any other way to do it.

....Stand (by the way)

Del Rio · 12-09-2005, 02:05 PM

I posted that.

I only posted it because we ended up talking about it at work. The thing that I found interesting about the discussion is people who stand to wipe assumed everyone did and never even considered to sit. The people who wiped sitting down never even considered to stand so it was like a bunch of people looking at each other is shock and saying WTF!!!

So I posted the question on here to see if it pretty much held true. It did. You have people debating the effectiveness and hillarity insued.

Good times.