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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "cogitans" wrote:
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    [quote author=Prophet link=topic=16538.msg554765#msg554765 date=1174674577]
    First time ever.
    Went to take a dump and was unsuccessful.
    Never happened before.
    Never.


    I might have to resort to Mexican Pizza.
    Oh that will loose you some man points. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    So, you're saying that if you have diarrhea you are more of a man?
    Much much more.
    Well, the mexican pizza will do the trick then.
    Perfect.

    And to be honest I'm a bit surprised that I have to teach you stuff like this. It should be common knowledge.
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    True, but I'm full of shit right now.
    It was just a lapse of judgement, but that's why I posted this concern.
    My instinct took over and I knew something was wrong.
    In fact, it wasn't posted in the correct thread either, because, technically, I did not even take a dump yet.
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
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    [quote author=cogitans link=topic=16538.msg554769#msg554769 date=1174674838]
    [quote author=Prophet link=topic=16538.msg554765#msg554765 date=1174674577]
    First time ever.
    Went to take a dump and was unsuccessful.
    Never happened before.
    Never.


    I might have to resort to Mexican Pizza.
    Oh that will loose you some man points. You should be ashamed of yourself.
    So, you're saying that if you have diarrhea you are more of a man?
    Much much more.
    Well, the mexican pizza will do the trick then.
    Perfect.

    And to be honest I'm a bit surprised that I have to teach you stuff like this. It should be common knowledge.
    [/quote]

    True, but I'm full of pooh right now.
    It was just a lapse of judgement, but that's why I posted this concern.
    My instinct took over and I knew something was wrong.
    In fact, it wasn't posted in the correct thread either, because, technically, I did not even take a dump yet.
    [/quote]

    Your very informative....thank you

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Don't you just hate the fact that the assgaskets that they provide in public bathrooms are just too small for the seat.
    Then, when you put the assgasket on the seat, you can see the leftover ass hairs and butt crack lint that were left over by the last guy that used the seat (since the assgasket doesn't cover the whole length of the seat, the back part of the seat remains uncovered and you end up having to put a strip of TP over it or you end up being exposed to the leftover detritus!
    Ewwwww!!!
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I love these threads.
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    Red Beans and Rice for dinner last night with some refried beans and guacamole on the side with Tecate' to wash it down.

    After a meal like that, if the T-paper isn't of the right consistency you will get huge dingle berries hangin down which eventually slide down your leg and get stuck in your shoe
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    When you are sliding into first and you feel a great big burst........

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    i had a donair and boston pizza today. i sense it coming
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Don't you just hate the fact that the assgaskets that they provide in public bathrooms are just too small for the seat.
    Then, when you put the assgasket on the seat, you can see the leftover ass hairs and butt crack lint that were left over by the last guy that used the seat (since the assgasket doesn't cover the whole length of the seat, the back part of the seat remains uncovered and you end up having to put a strip of TP over it or you end up being exposed to the leftover detritus!
    Ewwwww!!!
    Or maybe you just need to stop being such a nancy, man up, and take that shit! Asshair and crack lint be damned!
    ;D

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "gregair13" wrote:
    i had a donair and boston pizza today. i sense it coming
    it was awesome that poo
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Andy Ronney's take on poop.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIRbiyVHDJU


    Voiceover but still hilarious, the lip syncing is pretty good.


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I took 4 dumps Friday.
    No joke.

    Then Saturday morning, I thought I broke my friends toilet.
    Four flushes later, everything was fine.


    I think I'm going to go take a dump now, lunch is starting to catch up with me.
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