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    I normally read my GameInformer or the Vikings Update 8)


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    easy close lids

    Watch the video with the relaxing music.
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    Have you ever noticed that when pooping the bathroom doesn't smell that bad, but when you walk in after someone poops its unbearable.
    I only say this cause I am pooping right now and my GF walked in unsuspectingly looking for her brush and nearly puked and ran out.
    I don't think it smells that bad though. This also happens when I enter the bathroom after a roommate has done his thing.
    Maybe I am immune to my own rancid butt or maybe I slowly got desensitized as it got stinkier.



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    "Billy" wrote:
    Have you ever noticed that when pooping the bathroom doesn't smell that bad, but when you walk in after someone poops its unbearable.
    I only say this cause I am pooping right now and my GF walked in unsuspectingly looking for her brush and nearly puked and ran out.
    I don't think it smells that bad though. This also happens when I enter the bathroom after a roommate has done his thing.
    Maybe I am immune to my own rancid butt or maybe I slowly got desensitized as it got stinkier.

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    "Prophet" wrote:
    What do you do when you're taking a dump?
    Just curious.

    I usually read National Geographic or an Atlas or a Novel.
    It's much like labor and delivery in my case. 10 pounders at times. I just call the fire department to come chop them up so they'll flush. Maybe some fiber might be in order!

    Or....did you mean while I'm taking a dump?

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    "Billy" wrote:
    Have you ever noticed that when pooping the bathroom doesn't smell that bad, but when you walk in after someone poops its unbearable.
    I only say this cause I am pooping right now and my GF walked in unsuspectingly looking for her brush and nearly puked and ran out.
    I don't think it smells that bad though. This also happens when I enter the bathroom after a roommate has done his thing.
    Maybe I am immune to my own rancid butt or maybe I slowly got desensitized as it got stinkier.

    i believe fecial odor is much like wine. they all taste different and their all an aquired taste.
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