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    Re: Taking a dump.

    [size=13pt]Women will never understand.[/size]

    Click the video link above



    video was found by PacNWVike

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    "Christie" wrote:
    This typically is the man thread of the world.
    I still don't understand the obession of the sh!t!
    ??? no matter how many times it takes to get the tard down the hole it is never like giving birth.
    If someone can explain why mens sh!t takes so many flushes please do.
    Because my dear, it is normally tough red meat that is ripped, torn, chewed, knashed, pulverized,
    digested, and the unworthy remnants finally expelled with great flatulence and bellows of satisfaction (VALHALLA!!!!) from the iron bowels of Mighty Viking Warriors!!!!!
    SKOL!!!!

    ;D
    Beautiful.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "singersp" wrote:
    [size=13pt]Women will never understand.[/size]

    Click the video link above



    video was found by PacNWVike
    Pretty much shows why we are from Mars they they hang out at Venus...
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    There I am...
    seated on my mighty Norse throne...
    reading the latest issue of Viking Update...
    my bowels rumble...
    Hillary crowns...
    I tense with jugler veins bulging from my and neck and...
    VALHALLA!!!!
    <kerplop>
    <flush>
    bye Hillary...
    ;D
    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
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    Re: Taking a dump.

    LOL! Nice.
    I always keep an extra roll of TP on one of the horns on my Viking helmet!
    Hillary be gone!

    Skol pinchin' off a Hillary!
    I was brain-washed as a child into becoming a Viking fan in Ohio of all places.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    There I am...
    seated on my mighty Norse throne...
    reading the latest issue of Viking Update...
    my bowels rumble...
    Hillary crowns...
    I tense with jugler veins bulging from my and neck and...
    VALHALLA!!!!
    <kerplop>
    <flush>
    bye Hillary...

    ;D
    Now, thats pure poetry :

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "countrygirl" wrote:
    "PacNWVike" wrote:
    There I am...
    seated on my mighty Norse throne...
    reading the latest issue of Viking Update...
    my bowels rumble...
    Hillary crowns...
    I tense with jugler veins bulging from my and neck and...
    VALHALLA!!!!
    <kerplop>
    <flush>
    bye Hillary...

    ;D
    Now, thats pure poetry :
    I'm guessing that your husband isn't quite as poetic.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Aw, c'mon already..........tis the anticipation that is the best part.

    Knowing, waiting, working it up.....


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I had one this morning that looked like Elvis.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "WVV" wrote:
    I had one this morning that looked like Elvis.
    ??? It had sideburns & a beer belly?

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