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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I'm looking forward to a good dook when I get home, it's been a few days. I'll probably light a few candles set the mood a bit. Read me an SI mag, or Field and Stream.......get away from the wife and kids for about 45 minutes.

    10 minutes of labor, 10 minutes of forgetting I'm done because I'm reading, 10 minutes of clean up, 5 minutes of looking at my wang in the mirror, and sucking my gut in, 9 minutes of plunging, 1 minute of running my hands under the water then wiping them on my jeans.

    Being married with two small childres my dumps are mini vacations.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Del" wrote:
    I'm looking forward to a good dook when I get home, it's been a few days. I'll probably light a few candles set the mood a bit. Read me an SI mag, or Field and Stream.......get away from the wife and kids for about 45 minutes.

    10 minutes of labor, 10 minutes of forgetting I'm done because I'm reading, 10 minutes of clean up, 5 minutes of looking at my wang in the mirror, and sucking my gut in, 9 minutes of plunging, 1 minute of running my hands under the water then wiping them on my jeans.

    Being married with two small childres my dumps are mini vacations.
    Just a little to much detail on that one Del.....LMFAO ;D


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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Del" wrote:
    Being married with two small childres my dumps are mini vacations.
    Since we're trying to teach our 2-year-old to use the potty, it's more like performance art for me these days.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Del" wrote:
    I'm looking forward to a good dook when I get home, it's been a few days. I'll probably light a few candles set the mood a bit. Read me an SI mag, or Field and Stream.......get away from the wife and kids for about 45 minutes.

    10 minutes of labor, 10 minutes of forgetting I'm done because I'm reading, 10 minutes of clean up, 5 minutes of looking at my wang in the mirror, and sucking my gut in, 9 minutes of plunging, 1 minute of running my hands under the water then wiping them on my jeans.

    Being married with two small childres my dumps are mini vacations.
    Del i have heard from people
    that it shouldn't even take you 5 minutes to look at your wang is this true?
    Leave it up tp Prophet and men in typical to start a thread about sh!t!
    i really believe between sex and taking sh!ts that is all your brains can really handle.
    or i forgot football or hunting also.
    us women don't seem to reflect on how long, how big, etc...... we go in do or job and get out.
    You men ponder on how and why it is so long (both wangers and sh!t) give it up! lol no seriously just kidding.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    OK, I am slow I admit it and I haven't read this threat before. I have to take my helmet and I go to the blue house (porta potty). That is all we have in Ramadi. I am really fast due to imcoming mortar fire. That would be the last place I would want to cash in my chips!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    I took a nice one today and it looked like Herchel Walker.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Christie" wrote:
    "Del" wrote:
    I'm looking forward to a good dook when I get home, it's been a few days. I'll probably light a few candles set the mood a bit. Read me an SI mag, or Field and Stream.......get away from the wife and kids for about 45 minutes.

    10 minutes of labor, 10 minutes of forgetting I'm done because I'm reading, 10 minutes of clean up, 5 minutes of looking at my wang in the mirror, and sucking my gut in, 9 minutes of plunging, 1 minute of running my hands under the water then wiping them on my jeans.

    Being married with two small childres my dumps are mini vacations.
    Del i have heard from people
    that it shouldn't even take you 5 minutes to look at your wang is this true?
    Leave it up tp Prophet and men in typical to start a thread about sh!t!
    i really believe between sex and taking sh!ts that is all your brains can really handle.
    or i forgot football or hunting also.
    us women don't seem to reflect on how long, how big, etc...... we go in do or job and get out.

    You men ponder on how and why it is so long (both wangers and sh!t) give it up! lol no seriously just kidding.
    Well it takes me 3 minutes to find it. SO yeah your probably right

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    Re: Taking a dump.


    Wow, I'm speechless....never in my whole countless hours of forum surfing and responding on countless numbers of forums have i ever seen a thread talking about taking a dump.


    Bravo!!!

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    Yesterday I was in rural Mississippi and stopped by a gas station/diner/general store to take a dump.
    The gal gave me a key to the restroom and it was an old 20 X 20'shed that they used to store their supplies with a toilet in the middle of the room.
    There was a small meandering path to the toilet and it was surrounded with everything from twinkies to cleaning supplies to hardware with the toilet being in the dead center of a windowless room with a light bulb (15 watt) dangling from a cord that hung 4' off the ground.
    I was right in the middle of the dump and the old lady that ran the store came into the shed to get a box of nails that was right next to the toilet.
    After walking down the meandering path she said, don't mind me, just need to pick up a box of nails for a customer.
    She also said, I raised six boys, so no need to be embarrased...as she exited the shed she asked if I wanted the door closed.
    That was a nice dump.
    Not the most relaxing, but memorable.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Yesterday I was in rural Mississippi and stopped by a gas station/diner/general store to take a dump.
    The gal gave me a key to the restroom and it was an old 20 X 20'shed that they used to store their supplies with a toilet in the middle of the room.
    There was a small meandering path to the toilet and it was surrounded with everything from twinkies to cleaning supplies to hardware with the toilet being in the dead center of a windowless room with a light bulb (15 watt) dangling from a cord that hung 4' off the ground.
    I was right in the middle of the dump and the old lady that ran the store came into the shed to get a box of nails that was right next to the toilet.
    After walking down the meandering path she said, don't mind me, just need to pick up a box of nails for a customer.
    She also said, I raised six boys, so no need to be embarrased...as she exited the shed she asked if I wanted the door closed.
    That was a nice dump.
    Not the most relaxing, but memorable.
    So............how many Twinkies did you eat?

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