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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "cajunvike" wrote:
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    Just had a bad dump. Ruth, the janitorette, walked into the can without knowing anyone was in there or announcing her presence. She pulled open the stall where I was going and ruined the moment. Man, how embarrassing. I'm not sure if I was more embarrassed or she was. I wonder if she'll still show up at ~4:30 to empty the trash in my office. Not one of my better dumps.
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    Did she see your weewee? If she was impressed, then she may not only come in to empty the trash, but to also haul your ashes! :lol:
    lmao, how could she not? I would have to be on a deserted island for a couple of decades to even think about me and Ruth together. I have a feeling the smell may have ruined the mood too.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    That's nothing..........


    There is a lady at my mother in laws work her name is Deloris, she is rather LARGE. She pushes 325. I guess one day she was in the john and my mother in law was in the one next to her. All of a sudden you hear this CRACK!!! To make a long and funny as hell story short and to the point, she leaned forward to clean up and broke the toilet off the wall, spraying water and got knows what everywhere. She just kept yelling Mother******* I broke the porcelin!!!
    OMG...that is so hilarious! I cannot stop laughing!

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    Next time you see her give her an unwrapped baby ruth to remind her of the event, and honor her name at the same time.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

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    Next time you see her give her an unwrapped baby ruth to remind her of the event, and honor her name at the same time.
    I think I'll leave one under my chair.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    We need to keep this thread going (because we are a classy fan base) so I must admit that I accepted a new job while answering my phone on the toilet. By habit I flushed while I was still on the phone and kind of panicked. Still not sure if they heard it but if they did I wonder what kind of slob they think I am.

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    Re: Taking a dump.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Just had a bad dump. Ruth, the janitorette, walked into the can without knowing anyone was in there or announcing her presence. She pulled open the stall where I was going and ruined the moment. Man, how embarrassing. I'm not sure if I was more embarrassed or she was. I wonder if she'll still show up at ~4:30 to empty the trash in my office. Not one of my better dumps.
    Why didn't you cough or clear your throat to let her know you were in there?

    Wouldn't the smell have at least triggered her brain to bend down & look for feet before entering the stall?

    Didn't she ask, "Is anyone in here?" or at least knock before entering?

    Hmmmmmm! There's more to this story than what we're hearing! :razz:

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    "MensaTice" wrote:
    We need to keep this thread going (because we are a classy fan base) so I must admit that I accepted a new job while answering my phone on the toilet. By habit I flushed while I was still on the phone and kind of panicked. Still not sure if they heard it but if they did I wonder what kind of slob they think I am.
    Hey, they still hired you, didn't they?
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    yeah I got the job. It was just an awkward moment to flush.

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    Oh sweet lord you are a group of ... well lets just say interesting people. LOL.

    But I am no better or different. I usually just sit, wioe, and git. I also make sure I wash my hands when I am done. I didn't hear many of you state you do that so forgive me if I don't shake your hands if I ever meet any of you.

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    That should have read wipe. I don't want anyone to think I developed a new way to clean between the cheeks

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